Goldilocks
Date: 10/9/2023,
Categories:
Fantasy & Sci-Fi,
Author: Quillurion
"How good are you with bears?" Charmaine asked over breakfast.
I stopped eating and looked at her. "Bears?"
"Yes. You know the kind. Big, hairy, massive paws. Bears."
"As long as they are where I'm not, I'm totally fine with bears."
"That's about to change," she said, getting up. Her thin housecoat fell open, exposing all her goodies to me. I feared I wasn't going to play with them, and I was right. "We have to go again."
"And my job?" I still held on to that for some reason, although not showing up didn't seem to make any difference.
"Screw that."
I reached for her hand. "I'd rather screw you."
She promised we'd get to that later.
*
As so often, we entered Fairyland through a forest.
"It's not far," Charmaine said, as we walked along a trail. Not many folks came here, because the route wasn't worn out, compared to other tracks I'd seen in this stunning place.
Soon we spotted a house. It would be odd to find a house in the middle of a forest anywhere but here. It was quite a big house too, which made sense. Bears tended to be big.
"Are you sure it's safe?" I asked. It had to be safe. Charmaine wouldn't get me into danger. Still, I had to ask, because of basic instincts, and having read about things bears could do to a human being.
Charmaine looked at me, almost accusingly. "What do you think?"
"You don't expect me to fuck a bear, right?"
"Of course not."
She knocked on the door and stepped back. I hadn't even gone close to ...
... it.
The door opened. I saw a bear on hind legs. Wearing an apron. Of all things, this might be the weirdest yet.
"Oh! Hello!" it said. Or perhaps she said, because the voice wasn't what I'd expect from such a huge creature. It sounded like an almost middle-aged woman.
"Hi, Trudy," Charmaine said. "We heard about the problem in your bedroom, so we came over as quickly as we could."
"You're such a sweetie," said bear Trudy. "Do come in. We hope you can fix this, because it would be rather embarrassing to sleep there, with the problem there. You'd think people learn... And who's your friend?"
Charmaine introduced me, as we went inside. "He's here to help take care of the problem."
A problem in a bear's bedroom? That was new. I was actually curious now.
Trudy told us that Henry and little Henry were in the bedroom, trying to get the problem solved. Before we got to the bedroom, I heard a girl scream that 'they' had to fucking stop. Weird things ran through my head. Those bears weren't fucking a human girl, right?
The problem became clear when we entered the bedroom. I saw the adult version of Goldilocks there. On a bed. But not in the usual way. She sat on a bedpost, and two bears, one small and one even bigger than Trudy, were trying to get her off it.
"What the hell?" I couldn't help saying that.
"Oh no, even more people to see me in this awkward situation!" Goldilocks covered her face with her hands, as if that made any difference.
Charmaine ...