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I Double Dare You
Date: 10/8/2023, Categories: Fiction Author: Eccho
... pushes him to the ground and grabs both of his legs and raises her foot. But before she can bring it down, she’s once again pulled away. The guy brings her to a pole and reapplies the handcuffs. She tries breaking out of them, to no avail. She tugs away at the pole before saying in a deadpan voice, “You both have exactly four seconds to tell me why I shouldn’t rip your throats out.” “Well, for one,” Raymond starts, “That’s illegal.” Violet tugs harder at her restraints. “For another,” he continues, “Jeff here is infertile.” Violet calms down a bit. “What?” she questions, “Just shootin’ blanks,” Jeff responds, “And third,” Raymond says, “Maybe next time I say ‘If you make me do anything this stupid again, there will be hell to pay’, you’ll take it a bit more seriously.” “You never said that,” Violet objects. Raymond folds his arms before saying, “Thanksgiving.” “Oh my g- That was like four years ago!” “And people still make sure to annually remind me of that time I stuck my dick in a pie.” “Wait, you did what?” Jeff asks, “So yeah,” Raymond continues, “Maybe you should listen when a warning’s given.” “Even so,” Violet says, “This seems a bit much for telling people you fucked a pie and making you an insane vegan.” “Not really. Standard humiliation beats public humiliation any day. Also, It’s a pie for a pie.” Raymond chuckles to himself as the other two groan. “Just take me home,” Violet says. Jeff unlocks the cuffs again and Violet walks over to Raymond and slaps him. “You owe me a new bra, dick,” she says before grabbing her clothes and walking to the door. Raymond chuckles before following behind. “Oh, and Jeff,” she says, turning to him, “Give me a call, alright?” Jeff gives her a grin before saying, “Sure thing.”