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SOMF!

With more than two hours to go till the store closed, Daniel couldn’t wait to leave. He didn’t mind working Saturday nights as lately he didn’t have much to do on what was commonly considered the couple’s night of the weekend. Department stores having fallen on hard times, surrendering sales to online stores, he’d only had one customer in the Hosiery & Socks department all afternoon and was bored to death.

Just across the aisle in Intimate Apparel, Megan had fared better, but not much, and the two found themselves killing time with idle conversation most of the evening. He didn’t mind when she asked if he’d cover for her so she could slip out and run an errand. She’d be gone almost an hour. She gave him a peck on the cheek as thanks and headed down the escalator, hoping she didn’t attract any attention.

At any given time, one or two people wandered the second floor, but none in either of their departments. Still, he needed to watch both and walked back and forth between the two areas.

Megan had been gone for fifteen minutes or so when a gorgeous redhead entered the department. She seemed to be looking for something specific, so Daniel offered his help.

“Can I help you find something, ma’am?” he asked respectfully.

“Yes,” she started, then eyed him up and down before resuming. “I’ve heard of this new brand of panties called ‘SOMF.’ Do you carry them?”

“Of course,” he replied positively. “We keep them back here in the corner, away from curious eyes. You can ...

... understand why, I imagine.”

“I know what ‘SOMF’ means if that’s what you’re suggesting!” she replied haughtily.

Megan and Daniel had teased and flirted with each other regarding this new line, meant to enhance the sexual practice of facesitting. As a result, he’d enjoyed learning about the three models and their attributes.

“Would you like some information on them, or shall I leave you to browse?” he asked, hoping he’d get a chance to show off with the shapely ginger.

“Yes, that would be helpful,” she replied with a small smile. She looked him over again and thought it would be fun to put him in the potentially embarrassing situation of explaining how they were used, and she was curious about how descriptive he would be.

“Great!” he exclaimed. “The first model is called ‘Smoooth,’ so named because of the soft, satiny quality of the fabric, and the lack of seams in the gusset, allowing for frictionless contact with your partner,” he offered, expertly repeating what he’d heard Megan say before.

“Okay. What about these,” she asked, handling a pair tagged, ‘Oh Snap!’

“These come in two models, one with a T-back and the other providing regular coverage. The name alludes to the three small snaps just above the pelvic area that allow full intimate contact when opened. The gusset is of the same satin fabric as the ‘Smooooth’ model for that same feeling before the snaps are released.

The woman was very impressed with his knowledge and polite descriptions of the ...