1. Teaching Daughter Caution


    Date: 9/27/2023, Categories: Fiction Author: Limnophile 

    ... possible.

"Ok, hold these a minute." She held the sex toys very gingerly, like I had just passed her live grenades. I yelled at least 30 feet across the store to the clerk in front, "The medium rubber Dippy-Dongs here are only in blue. Do you have any red or black ones?"

The last thing Jan wanted was more attention. "EEK!" She obscenely held the dildos in front of her face, trying to hide behind them. The clerk smiled and walked over. The two elderly gentlemen were enjoying the show, as well as a woman wearing about 20 pieces of face jewelry and a dog collar.

The clerk was kind and asked her, "He said you’re a virgin?" Jan froze, then nodded after a few seconds. The clerk suggested, "For a first time, you probably want something small but firmer, like these vibrators. A soft dildo won’t penetrate a hymen as easily. Have you done anal sex before?"

Jan looked confused. "What?"

"Have you ever put anything up your butt?"

Her eyes got huge and she put down the dildos. She was horrified. "ACK! NO! No no no! People actually do that?"

One of the elderly gents joined in. "At least twice a day! Start slow and small, and you might like it!" Jan was disgusted and shocked.

The lady with the collar and face piercings walked over. She offered, "If you're too scared to do it with a guy first, I'm not busy tonight?" She puckered her lips and moved to kiss Jan, but she jumped behind me.

Everybody but Jan laughed with gusto. The clerk reassured her, "Everything's ...
    ... ok. We were just messing with you. We don't get virgins in here very often." The rest of us chuckled some more. He advised, "I think you should probably get a small vibrator, lube, and a small dildo, to start with. If you're alone or your partner is kind and uses condoms, you have nothing to worry about."

I picked up a basket and got small and medium dildos, small and medium vibrators, and two bottles of lube. I also picked up an 'UNGH! YEAH!' size dildo to try with my wife later. The idea that her mother would be using the big one sent a new flush to her cheeks.

I looked through the porn movies with her for ten minutes or so. She turned bright red again and squirmed as we stood. She had a small wet spot in the front of her jeans. She seemed very embarrassed by the lesbians with toys videos, so I walked back to the toy section and got a small strap-on too.

She curiously but fearfully asked, "What’s that for?"

"So a girl can fuck other girls. It goes on like a belt." She tried to melt into the scenery. She was even more embarrassed when I handed her some porn movies and said, “Most guys love blowjobs and anal sex. You should watch these and learn what to do, ‘Butt Bunnies’ and ‘Cocksmoking Cuties’. Or if you like girls watch, ‘Lez Toys, no Boys’.”

A very large lady walked in with a young man about half her age and size. Jan and I watched as they went straight to the back. The man picked up a rubber toy the shape and size of a whole forearm. He held it up to the ...
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