Motherfucker: Part 3 - Sex Stories

Motherfucker: Part 3

... time you were here fucking me at Christmas time, I never used any birth control, because frankly, I didn't think that it would be possible for you to get me pregnant, considering how old any egg cell that I might release would be.

"But the fact is you did end up getting me pregnant. And believe it or not, it happened that very first time that you ever fucked me, Carl. Right after you had fucked your little sister, Lacey, for the very first time.

"Shortly after you came deep inside me, I instinctively sensed that your sperm cells were actually getting me pregnant. And that really threw me for a loop, because I hadn't had that particular feeling since Ben got me pregnant with your little sister.

"I kept trying to deny it throughout the whole time that you were here with Lacey and me. But then, my body began feeling really strange to me after that very first time that you fucked me.

"And then, after you left and went back home to your house, I began feeling sick to my stomach in the mornings and puking into the toilet a lot. And so I went and took a home pregnancy test. And sure enough, the test confirmed that I had managed to get knocked up by my own son.

"I was way to scared to see a doctor at that point, and so a couple days days later, I took a second home pregnancy test--one made by a different manufacturer--and that second test ended up producing the same result, which was nothing less than devastating to me.

"As you can imagine, pregnancy was the last ...

... thing in the world that I wanted to have to deal with at my age! But I wasn't really given a choice in the matter. The day I let you ejaculate inside my totally-unprotected vagina that very first time, my fate was sealed. It didn't matter that I'm 57 years old. All that mattered was that I was ovulating at the time, and one of your sperm cells ended up penetrating one of my egg cells and making a baby inside my womb.

"Of course, like I told you, my colostrum was not supposed to come in until sometime during the second trimester. But even though I'm only in my first trimester right now, my colostrum's already here, probably thanks to my giant milk glands, and the fact that I've already had two kids.

"By the way, I'm not the only middle-aged woman who has ever gotten pregnant. In fact, according to the Internet, the oldest woman who ever conceived naturally was 67 years old when she got impregnated. Can you believe that?"

"So what are you going to do, Mom?"

"Well, if we're going to keep fucking like we've been doing--and now that we're actually in love--I don't see any reason why we would ever stop fucking, do you?''

"No, ma'am."

"Well, in that case, I'm considering getting my tubes tied, so this won't ever happen again. That way, if you ever want to go ahead and have a family with a different woman, you'll be able to do that, and you won't resent me for making you get a vasectomy."

"You know that's not what I meant, Mom. What are you going to do about the ...