The Calculated Date - Sex Stories

The Calculated Date

I feel that this story is about sex, although it's actually about aspiring for it, and only sort of insinuates the actual sex. I feel that since it's all written just the same, perhaps that could be enough. “If she was a lesbian, then she wouldn't be into having you in the first place!” Dan's b*****r said to him solemnly. “Why do you think I feel I have to try to be a good man for the absolutely feministic sort, if not for catching that lesbian?” Dan responded. His b*****r said nothing. So Dan continued dressing. He was going to see her at the place where he knew that two of his favourite exes very often went. It was a high-class café, where the females usually all sort of felt intuitive about being cuddly. The mood, thereby, would be set for either one of the two exes he thought about for it to cuddle with her, and even try to make her feel safe about letting him be part of that cuddle. When there, he spotted one of them, Wendy, sitting at a table for four, with two girls beside her. He smiled happily at this and seated himself at a table a few yards from them. Here he waited for five minutes before his date showed up. She smiled at him and seated herself right beside him. “Oh, hello honey!” he said solemnly. She smiled and cuddled with him immediately. He cuddled back. After a while, a waitress came to their table and solemnly took her away from him. She seated her at his side, and asked very solemnly, while also touching her cheek gently: “Why do you feel like snogging ...

... with your guy, when there are so many things to say to each other without snogging already?” She looked at her, embarrassed about her behaviour. Then she said: “I don't feel like snogging much later, because I want to see to it that this date will be into seeing the real sides of one another after being filthy!” “When will you be filthy enough, then?” “I mean when I have him in bed or so, then I want to already have snogged with him, and then I shall be grateful to also have another woman with me there for it. Therefore I snog him just to catch their attention, and so also yours!” She indicated the table where Dan's ex and two other girls were sitting. “Oh, my, I shan't be late for that then!” the waitress said. With that she cleared their table and then also put a menu in her hands and also in his. Dan's ex looked at the three of them. She seemed a bit embarrassed to see him there with another girlfriend. After a while she turned to one of the girls beside her and whispered something in to her. The girl turned and seemed to indicate that a date was on the way for him. He assumed that this wouldn't be the right place to be horny about this. But he could not resist the smile of her, while thinking also of both his ex and his new girlfriend. “Wonder,” he thought for himself, “how many other guys can come up with this kind of planning!” Out loud, but softly, he said to his girlfriend: “I and you should have a little cuddle with the three of them, and that waitress could be part of ...