2 Broke Girls - Employee of the Month - Sex Stories

2 Broke Girls - Employee of the Month

2 Broke Girls fanfiction Chapter 1 The girl’s day starts off just like any other, go to work at the diner. The girls are greeted by the gentleman remarks from Earl, followed by the perverted but feel good remarks from Oleg. Han comes out to the diner from his office Han: Howdy everyone. Max: Oh look Caroline it’s a leprechaun. Han: Haha, so funny. Staff meeting after close tonight. Oleg (leaning through the serving window): But I have plans with Sophie. Earl: I, uh, I got stuff to do. Han: What could you possibly have to do at 2am. Earl: I’ve got a late night date with a lovely lady. Max and Caroline: Who’s the girl, Earl? Earl: Yours truly, Mary-Jane, if you get my drift. Max: HA! Oops, I mean, ya I gotta go help Earl with Mary-Jane. Han: Oh no you’re not! You’re all attending this meeting. Han walks off. Caroline: I wonder what he wants to have a meeting about. Max: He probably just wants a reason to complain some more. Caroline: I don’t know Max, he sounded pretty serious about this one. Max: Pft, Caroline, are you forgetting that’s how Han always looks. Caroline: ya I guess so. Later that evening. Han: Staff meeting time!!!! Thank you everyone for coming. Earl: Not like we had a choice. Han: That’s not the point. The point is, you guys aren’t working hard enough. You show up late, you slack off, and you Max and Caroline think cupcakes are more important. Max: Well, duh. Caroline: Ya well forgive us for having a future outside of this dump. Oleg: She’s got a point you ...

... know. Hurry up, Sophie is waiting for me. Han: Well I’m introducing an employee of the month award. Winner gets $500. Max: SAY WHAT NOW?! Han: That’s right, $500 dollars to the hardest working employee. Earl: Just think of all the Mary-Jane that could get. Han: Enough with the names, I know you mean the marijuana. Caroline: Oh look Max, Han actually knows something in your field of expertise. Max: Ha you’re right. Not that he probably knows how to use it. Han: I’ll have you know, I smoked up time to time back in college. I was real cool. Or as the kids say now I had “swag”. Max: Han if you ever say that word again, you’re going to find yourself hanging out of the dumpster. Han: Alright, Alright. Everyone can go now. Oleg: Oh look a text message from Sophie. She got tired of waiting. Thanks a lot Han. Earl: See ya later (Leaves). Caroline: Max, we need to get that $500. We really need the money. Oleg: Ha, I’m going to win that money. Max: Hey Caroline, I’ll catch up with you in the back in a bit. Caroline goes off to the back, to prepare to open the cupcake shop. Max: Oleg, how bout we settle this competition now. Oleg: Oh ya, what do you have in mind? Max: I bet I can get Han to motorboat me all on his own, if I’m successful, you will drop out of the employee competition and have to come to work for a week in a tutu. Oleg: And what if I win? Max: I’ll let you fuck me in the ass, and I’ll drop out. Oleg: Deal. Max: Follow me. Max and Oleg head to Han’s office, Oleg hides outside ...