Illyria & Jesse pt.3 - Sex Stories

Illyria & Jesse pt.3

... I snickered. “Penis? Why do you insist on always saying that?” Chrissy made a disgusted face. “Because we should call things what they are. Like, if you have to pee, just say ‘I have to urinate from my urethra.’ It’s much clearer,” I laughed. “You need help,” Chrissy was making a grimace-y face but she was laughing. Perry and her Clones were staring dead at us. Her new boyfriend, Noah, walked over and devoured her mouth. I’m not saying I was jealous but….. EW! Okay, for those people without an imagination, think of making out with a mirror. Ever done that? It’s weird because it’s making out with yourself. Anyway, Noah actually stuck his hand under her skirt (even though he didn’t have to because her ass was out for the whole world) and massaged her. “BLEH!” Dani exclaimed. She put her hands on her knees and pretended to throw up. I pushed my boot against her butt and she stumbled forward. “I think every girl in America just got pregnant,” Chrissy retched. “Ninth abortion,” I threw my hands up and started laughing. “What’re you talking about?” Jesse questioned. “Uh,” Gavin tilted his head at us, “I think Dani got pregnant and tried to have an abortion nine times?” “Or all of Perry’s Clones are prego with Noah’s horse sperm and all nine of them need abortions,” Ethan suggested. “I like Ethan’s,” Chrissy laughed. “If you guys look close enough, you can see Perry’s penis in her skirt. This is why bitches wear panties to school,” I said, shaking my head. The guys looked at ...

... Perry’s skirt and laughed. “But,” Dani commenced, “she doesn’t have enough balls to have a dick so…..” “Or, she does but she used those eyelash curlers to hide them!” Chrissy added. “Favorite person,” I said as I squeezed Chrissy’s arm. “Well, if I didn’t have any sense, I would’ve slept with Perry in two seconds,” Gavin smiled. “G-spot, there’s a difference between being a man-whore and sleeping with a man-whore,” I smiled. “No,” Jesse said. “He is and has done both.” “Awh, I’m just happy to know it’s not me!” Alex smirked. “Or did you guys ever think of the possibility that she had a vasectomy then deflated her dick then gave it to Noah?” Ethan said. “Ohmygod! That’s perfect,” I jumped up and down like a little kid. “I love being a judgemental-bitch!” “Lowkey, you are judgemental.” Dani looked at me with her soft blue eyes. “We can’t even go somewhere without you looking at somebody like, ‘oh, she’s such a bitch. With her ugly-ass shoes and thot-nation clothes. I bet she sucks dick for like, a dollar. Such a bitch.’ That’s you 24/7!” Chrissy laughed. “Well, she can’t help it. Illyria is just….. ‘finding herself,’” Gavin laughed. “Oh, stop,” I did a victory dance. “If someone gives me a dollar, I’ll go over to Perry and say her penis is showing.” Dani pulled a dollar out of her back pocket. I gave them a nod then strutted off toward Perry. When she and Noah saw me, the air around us tensed up. “Perry, can I steal you for like, two seconds?” I piped. Reluctantly, Perry stood up in ...