An Incest Birthday Chapter 29 - Sex Stories

An Incest Birthday Chapter 29

... trait on to me, which means it’s more than double the effect than it was on her, which means I need lots of sex from you, lots!” “I’m gonna need to start training to keep up with what you consider normal.” “But it’s completely worth in because in the end you… really Randy?” She stopped when she pulled back the curtain and saw me sitting in the chair, I couldn’t help but laugh at the expression on her face. “This is what you meant when you said you found a better use for it?” “It’s your fault! If you hadn’t fucked me to kingdom come I wouldn’t be on my last life bar!” “Why did you put the leather chair in there? Why didn’t you get the plastic one?” “Because it’s all the way downstairs and I wouldn’t have made it there and back.” “Where the hell am I supposed to stand with that big ass thing in there?” “You can sit on me, or I can get up and you can sit down and I sit on you, either way.” “I like me sitting on you better, there’s a better chance of a happy ending that way.” “No! you gets no sex from me right now! I think you broke it, I’ll be lucky if I can get it up by the end of the day. Poor guy pulled an all nighter for little pay.” She plopped down in my lap when I said that. “He had plenty of pay, he just wasn’t used to so much overtime he didn’t know what to do with the money.” “No, you don’t get to win that, I strike your comeback from the record.” “That’s ok, I’ll just bring it up fourteen years from now in a fight about cupcakes.” “The messed up thing is that ...

... actually has the potential to be true.” “Women are like elephants, we don’t forget anything. Anything. ANYTHING!” “I hope that’s the only way you’re like elephants.” “We’re scared of mice too, and we like nuts, well most of us anyway.” “Speaking of nuts, you’re kind of crushing mine, can you shift over a little bit?” “I am gonna need them later down the line… so I guess I can move a little bit.” “What does that mean, later down the line?” “Nothing. Can you hand me your body wash, I wanna smell like a man today!” “Any specific reason, you trying to tell me something?” “Yes, I have a penis, it’s tucked inside my vagina and only comes out when the moon is full.” “You got jokes, ok. You’re gonna need yours because mine is on vacation.” “So I guess that means you won’t be fucking Stephanie this weekend then?” “Is that why you fucked me like we’re going to die, so I wouldn’t be able to fuck her?” “No, it was my idea for you to fuck her in the first place remember?” “So then you wanted me to be so worn out I’d only last a little while, or that I’d be so bad she wouldn’t wanna have sex with me again? That’s it isn’t it?” “That’s a pretty big theory to just pull out of thin air like that…” “But knowing you it has the potential to be true. You set me up with sex, how dare you…” “Or, next time don’t finger a girl who was already extremely horny and leave, you brought your broken penis on yourself buddy, and he is NOT taking a vacation, no way in hell.” “Well then he’s gonna need some ...