Britney Speared - Sex Stories

Britney Speared

... 'star'! I was still in the dark as to who it was. Soon enough I was being whisked away in a helicopter to a destination as yet unknown to me. We were soon setting down on what looked like a hotel; where I was told this particular celebrity was staying. It was only then I was told whom I was protecting. I couldn't believe it! No washed up actor or sports star. It was none other than Britney Spears! Now I know what you're thinking (yeah right, what a load of bull!) but I swear that every word is true - just as true as me being responsible for the invention of the light bulb! She was in England to promote her new single or something; to be honest I'd stopped listening. All I could think of was the fact that I was going to get to meet Britney Spears! After being introduced to her, I was told what was expected of me - to put it in its most basic wording, I was expected to die in the pursuit of protecting this goddess of the pop world. No problem, I thought. We all have to die sometime. It's amazing the effect a young, pretty, sexy, and not to mention successful female has on the male psyche! Again I missed most of what was said; I was too busy staring at Britney's…well, bits! Unfortunately, she caught me staring a little too intently at them! But to my surprise, all she did was blush and give me a little sexy smile. Maybe she was attracted to uniforms? I fucking well hoped so! Later that night I was surprised even further by the fact that I was going to have to stay in her hotel ...

... room with her. Now that's what I call close personal protection! I was a little gob smacked as you might expect. One minute there I was, stood at the entrance to an army barracks in the pouring rain with nothing to look forward to except a long hard day stood there like a lemon! And the next, I'm in Britney Spears hotel room - with no danger of being arrested for the privilege! The day was certainly turning for the better. The only problem I now had was what exactly do you say to a world famous pop star? She would have no doubt heard all the corny chat up lines in the book, as well as a couple that aren't even in the book probably! It was like a dream. I was sat just feet away from Britney Spears. She looked even better in the flesh than she did on the TV. Again my eyes immediately focused on her breasts. And a bl**dy nice pair they were too! Implants or not, I couldn't have cared less, the fact is they were just as good as I'd imagined all those times late at night when I used to…well, that's another story entirely! Suddenly the silence was broken. "You've got a habit of doing that," she said, scaring me half to death. "What?" I asked as innocently as I could, although the answer was obvious. "Oh, you know!" She again looked at me with a little sexy smile. I could feel myself beginning to blush and looked away. "Err…Sorry about that." "Don't worry about it. As seen as though you're here to protect me, I guess you're entitled to some perks of the job!" she giggled and winked ...