1. "The Unplugged Challenge"


    Date: 2/19/2017, Categories: First Time Taboo Voyeur, Author: brianbigdogsmith

    ... nothing wrong with board games,” Mom said. “They’re a good, healthy activity for building f****y bonds.” “If you want us to do something together, we could all play the same video game,” I suggested once again. “There are plenty of games that we can all play as a f****y. “ I knew it was hopeless, but I wanted to keep making the point that I was not enjoying these stupid restrictions. “Staring at the same screen is not f****y togetherness, Bobby.” Mom said. “You may scoff at it, but I happen to think this challenge has already brought us all closer together.” “I agree Mom,” Krista piped up. “So, does that mean we can stop? Mission accomplished?” “Nice try.” She put her fork down and folded her hands in her lap. “I was thinking, since it’s such a nice day, we could go to the park and have a picnic. Throw the Frisbee around, fly a kite, maybe even play volleyball. 2 on 2, what do you say?” “Yay,” I said unenthusiastically. “Sounds like fun.” Dad buttered a slice of toast and said, “If we’re going to do this, we should buy groceries, so we can make lunch. The pantry’s getting pretty bare. Unless you want to just buy hot dogs at the park.” “No,” Mom insisted. “No fast food is one of the rules of the challenge. So we’ll go to the grocery store after breakfast. We can all go together.” I sighed. “Do we have to?” “We’re supposed to spend time as a f****y… f****y togetherness might not mean a lot to you right now, but when you’re older you’re going to thank me for forcing us ...
    ... together.” Dad spoke up on our behalf. “Dear, there’s no reason to drag them along if we’re spending the whole day together afterwards. I’m sure they’ve still got homework to do anyway.” Mom seemed mollified. “Oh, all right.” After breakfast I tried unsuccessfully to suggest things like chips, cookies, energy bars, and the like to add to the shopping list, while Krista went off to take a shower. I took one after her, and then hung around the living room reading a book assigned for school. Mom and Dad passed by on their way to the door. “Okay, while we’re gone, I’ve got a job for you both,” Mom said. I rolled my eyes. “Try to think of one fun thing to do today. I don’t want you moping around, rolling your eyes – like that — at everything at the park. Try to think of something that’ll put a smile on your face.” I rolled my eyes at that again, and went back to the book. Mom sighed, and left. Krista sat down on the chair nearest the window, gazing out. “Okay, they’ve pulled out of the driveway,” she said. “They’re gone.” “So?” She grinned. “How long does it take to do the grocery shopping?” Saturday was the craziest shopping time, and Mom and Dad usually took a long time with it. My Dad liked to find the best deals for everything. My Mom usually tried to buy the healthiest things with the fewest preservatives. “I don’t know, about an hour.” “Right,” she said. She took my hand. “That means you can get an hour of practice in at eating girls out. Unless you’d prefer to just sit here and ...
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