The Tue Story Of How I Became A Bartending Homemad
Date: 12/28/2016,
Categories:
Anal
Sex Humor,
Voyeur,
Author: the_bartender
... there was Larry, all smiles, asking us if we wanted to go to Ihop for breakfast and shit like that. Heather by this time pretty much hated Larry, and as I would find out about a day later, me too, so she split. That’s when I really got to see my debut. Larry would not shut the fuck up. He had already watched it twice after seeing it live. He was going ape shit crazy over the whole thing, cracking up over some of the shit I did to her.. So I grabbed a 11am beer and we sat down and watched Heather Getting fucked by Me. It was fucking awesome. One thing you can tell when watching these videos, is that except for a few tapes. When I made these, I was making Porn, not love. I fucked her like a porn star. I fucked her at weird angles to get the camera a better view, I fucked her in positions that I had never tried, and never really wanted to so I could get her whole body on tape. I fucked her well past when I should have stopped, I fucked her hard, I fucked her fast, I fucked her dirty. And in the end, I realized that this was the way to fuck! I learned to not just fuck them, but to consume their bodies. To fuck them until there was nothing left to fuck. Push all the boundaries, get them to do all kinds of shit they never thought about doing, and probably never did again. Becoming a bartender was step one in becoming a womanizer, and this moment was step two. That’s it, It was fucking perfect, but we both felt we could make it better. Over the next 18 months, we adjusted shit ...
... constantly. Brighter bulbs in the room.....Check. Lighter sheets on the bed.....Check. A better Camera.....Check, I went out and got a top of the line brand new Sony Hi-8 camera. That shit was expensive for a dude in school working part time. And the girls, let’s not forget the girls, I started to fuck everything I could. Small ones, big ones, ugly ones, cute ones. tall, short, it just didn't matter. If I could convince them to fuck me, It was all good. I perfected my ability’s to get girls in bed. I didn’t focus on stupid shit other guys were worrying about at the time. Who cares if they are stuck up, rich/poor, stupid, or smart. I didn’t want to marry these girls, I just wanted to fuck them in the ass on tape! I wanted to fuck as many women as possible, and getting it all on tape made it that much better. Larry was the perfect "producer" setting shit up whenever I called to let him know I was coming home. This went of for close to 2 years. It was a blur. I had sex with over 20 women. Getting 15 to 18 of them on tape. Many of them much more than once. Once I started counting, I only had one girl out of 15 that would not let me fuck her in the ass. I was a master, but only at picking up and fucking these girls. I couldn’t hold on to them for any time, as they figured me out pretty quick. I wasn’t romantic, I was a fucking freak in bed. I wasn’t slow, I was a jack hammer in their ass, using them up, and moving on to the next one. I was an Asshole. Eventually School ended. And It ...