1. Chocolate Laughter


    Date: 12/23/2016, Categories: Humor, Author: Robert0909

    ... out with relief. She pushed me away, saying 'My turn' and reached for her bag. 'I bought this on the way, thinking of ways to excite my husband on my return. Its a chocolate body cream. I want to taste you, and it.' She was struggling with the cap, so I took it from her and twisted. Bang! The whole tube exploded! We froze. It had gone everywhere, even spots on the ceiling and on a glazed print. Oh my God, we laughed, as we both had chocolate all over, looking like mud wrestlers. I reached for tissues, as we giggled trying not to make things worse. We managed to clean the bed, walls, carpet, and ceiling but figured we had better shower before anything else happened. All this time she had been apologising profusely, which I said was ridiculous as it had been me opening the tube. We showered and returned to the bed for another glass of wine. Clearly the laughter had been cathartic for her. She seemed calmer. I figured the 'moment' had passed and started to talk about dinner, but she said, 'No way buster, we aren't finished, this is a two way deal' and pushed me back on the bed. Her ...
    ... hand soon stroked me to hardness, which she seemed to feel proud of, and her mouth moved to suck me. She paused, looking up, and said, 'I hope you taste good. I will miss the chocolate', and then slid me whole between her lips looking me in the eye all the while. Her tongue twirled as she stroked me, her head bobbing as she worked on me. One hand reached around me and caressed my anus, slipping into me. Her eyes twinkled as she felt me respond. I felt myself building, and was going to pull away, but she tightened her grip saying she needed to really taste the essence of me. I was glad I had been eating fruit that morning! I exploded in her throat as she swallowed frantically taking all my cream. She licked her lips, then my shrinking erection, saying, 'I do like bitter chocolate', and moved into a cuddle with me. I asked her if it had helped, and she said it was too soon to say, but she hoped I would recover quickly to help her make sure it had! That night and next day, and later meeting her husband, are other stories. For now, The thought of chocolate must linger on your tongue.... 
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