Gloryhole M*mmy by loyalsock - Sex Stories

Gloryhole M*mmy by loyalsock

&#034Bull shit,&#034 I called Ralph out, who was usually full of shit. If ten percent of what came out of his mouth was the truth that was a very good day. &#034Seriously,&#034 he said, more animated than usual. &#034You're telling me that you got a blow job at lunch time at the adult store?&#034 I asked, still not remotely believing it. &#034And she swallowed every drop,&#034 he continued. &#034How do you know it was a girl?&#034 Joey asked. I laughed, &#034Yeah Ralph, you probably just became a homo.&#034 &#034No, no, it was definitely a girl,&#034 Ralph countered, although the look on his face made it clear he wasn't so sure. Joey laughed out loud, &#034Ralph got blown by a dude.&#034 Ralph protested, trying to remain cool, even though it was obvious he had no idea, &#034No way, man, those lips were all woman.&#034 &#034This based on your years of experience getting head,&#034 I quipped sarcastically. &#034As if you should talk,&#034 Ralph countered back, which was a good point. I was a virgin. We were all virgins, although according to Ralph's many stories he got more pussy than Cody Watkins, our star quarterback and resident douche bag. I shrugged, &#034I'm not the one making up the story.&#034 &#034Let's go back tomorrow,&#034 Ralph said, &#034Old man Garrard said she is there every lunch hour.&#034 Joey roared, &#034Could you imagine old man Garrard getting head.&#034 &#034Fuck,&#034 I said shaking my head, &#034That is disgusting.&#034 Old man Garrard was in his ...

... eighties, and owned the adult shop just a couple of blocks from the school. He also wasn't remotely a stickler to the whole age issue. So nerds like us had been there on many occasions to buy adult magazines and, on occasion, go into those booths and watch porn flicks. Being 1985, this was the only way to watch porn, unless you counted the scrambled channel shit...which, of course, we had watched many times on weekends straining our eyes trying to see a tit or nipple. (We were all too scared to rent porn on vhs...although we kept talking about it). Joey agreed, &#034I'm in. Making Ralph eat crow is always fun to watch.&#034 &#034I have my biology make-up test tomorrow at lunch,&#034 I said, which gave me a good excuse to not have to go. I had missed last week's test because I was at a chess tournament. Yep, I was a nerd. Joey joked, &#034I'll do the intel for you.&#034 &#034Yes, please find out his name,&#034 I joked back. &#034Fuck both of you,&#034 Ralph snapped. &#034Shit, he turned gay already,&#034 Joey said, &#034wanting to fuck us.&#034 &#034Ralph, no is no,&#034 I joked, quoting some terrible film strip we had watched last week about keeping your virginity until marriage. &#034God, you guys are assholes,&#034 Ralph said, shaking his head. ..... The next day, I took my test while Ralph and Joey went to the adult shop. I was a few minutes late for class as it took me forever to finish the test, so I couldn't ask either of them about their trip although the smug look on ...