ProfNigma Stories #10: Schneider’s Island #5
Date: 12/5/2016,
Categories:
Celebrities,
Author: FrankSinner
... 17, 1994 - Sam Puckett November 15, 1988 - Amy Rivers-Shay July 24, 1994 - Carly Shay July 26, 1995 - Jade West March 8, 1995 - Trina Vega October 11, 1995 - Tori Vega November 8 - Noelle Westlake February 26, 1996 - Cat Valentine There were a couple other names on the list, but drops of bl**d a third of the way down the page alerted of two things: One, that she had a serious nose bleed going on that she was completely unaware of, and two, that something was very, very wrong here. * * * On the back porch, there was a gathering of guys, the likes of which would have looked incredibly strange to an outsider, but the more that Nate, Andre, Robbie, Spencer, and Gibby hung out together, the easier it all seemed. "So… did you take care of the thing," Andre vaguely asked Gibby as he took a sip of his beer, despite it not even being noon just yet. "The thi-?" he responded for a half second and then understood what he meant. "Yeah… found the 'package' for tonight. Local girl." "Stripper," Robbie said with an embarrassing grin. "Yes…" "She better be hot, man," Andre said quietly. "If she's a local, she probably doesn't have any teeth and like C-section scars or something." "Clearly, I walked up at the wrong moment…" The guys turned around and saw Freddie standing there. "Who has C section scars now?" "Nobody," Nate said coldly, hoping the guys could keep a secret better than this. While the word 'friend' ...
... was a stretch for a couple of these guys, Nate especially, Freddie couldn't think of a better group to spend his last full day of freedom with. "So if this is my bachelor party- a bunch of grown ass men standing around and drinking, then this is a piss poor excuse for a shindig." "Just so happens, little man," Spencer said, rubbing Freddie's hair out of place, "that we have just the thing for you to spend your day doing." "Go on..." Freddie asked, as Spencer produced a small box from his jacket. The groom quickly tore past the tape to see what was inside, and found a tiny figurine with a phaser-sword and starship, and Freddie instantly knew that this was. "Holy chizz, Spencer… are you serious? The roleplaying game? We're doing this?" "Yup," the best man said, patting Freddie on the back. "Learned a long time ago," Gibby added. "Some guys like to fish, some like to hunt, but Freddie Benson loves him some Galaxy Wars." "And the Fight for the Federation expansion," Robbie added. "This is incredible," Freddie said, elated at this development. "I have been trying for years to get people to play this game." "And now you have 5 people that are prisoners to your game for the rest of the day, and we have some other plans for tonight," Spencer said with a laugh. "Oh, and wait until you meet our 7th- Rhonda." * * * "So I guess that's one down for the party tonight," Carly said, ...