An Incest Birthday Chapter 27 - Sex Stories

An Incest Birthday Chapter 27

... left but whatever,” Dana said. “You’ll be alright, just be happy that yellow thing isn’t here smelling up the place.” “Ok Rita that’s enough! I would like to keep my food down, no more images please thank you!” “That yellow guy was hot at first though, you know before he got all gross. Still the best looking guy in the movie is Josh Hartnett,” Carina said. “What? You’re fucking crazy, Clive Owen looks WAY better than Josh Hartnett!” Ashley said. “Bruce Willis looks better than both of them even being as old as he is,” Becky said. “I don’t care what you say, Jackie boy looks better than all of them,” Stephanie jumped in. “Yeah I have to agree with Stephanie, Josh Hartnett close second though,” Rita added. “We went from talking about the plot of the movie, to who’s hottest…” Chris said. I stopped trying to understand women a long time ago, I just go with it now, and besides, all their answers are irrelevant, Jessica Alba’s in the movie, she automatically wins unless Scarlett Johansson was in it. Rosario Dawson is a real close second though,” I said. “See? I knew we were friends for a reason, great minds think alike!” “Boys. You only picked them because they show skin. What about that girl from Gilmore Girls, or Miho, you don’t think they’re hot?” Carina asked. “Yeah I can definitely go for Miho, as long as she doesn’t come to bed with a sword,” I said. “I think Jessica Alba’s the hottest person in the movie too, just five minutes…” Dana said. “I don’t think she swings that ...

... way, but if she did I’d pay to see that,” Chris said. “Are we gonna commentate through the rest of the movie or are we gonna actually watch it? Because if so we can just pause it right now and get it all out,” I said. “Yeah we can finish, it’s almost done anyway. Clive Owen’s the hottest,” Ashley snuck out. “No Josh Hartnett…” “No Bruce Willis…” They did that for about another minute before they finally sat and watched the rest of the movie. When it finally ended we had a big mess of pizza boxes, empty pop cans, candy wrappers, chip bags, and everything else that was on the table spread around in that area waiting to be cleaned up, but nobody wanted to be the first to get up. “Ok now who wants to help clean up?” Ashley asked. “I’m using my get out of jail free card,” Becky said. “That’s a good idea, I’m using mine too,” Chris added. Ashley looked at Chris and smacked his leg. “Lazy. Well at least you’re having fun.” “If you had been like this from the beginning and not have been conniving and stuff we could’ve all been hanging out for a long time by now…” The mood quickly changed, and so did Ashley’s expression. “You still don’t trust me do you?” Chris sat up on the couch. “To be completely honest, no. I’m still a little skeptical. You’ve done all this before, we were in this same situation, but you still played us. How do we know we’re not walking into the same trap, what makes this time different?” “Randy saving my life twice in one night makes this different. I made a promise ...