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Pedo Cure

... Dems off.. "Why did you abstein?" an ageing blonde reporter asked me. "Got offered ten grand didn't I?" I explained. "Oh!" she gasped, "Why?" "Well," I said sarcastically, "Let me shag you and I'll tell you!" "Ok, cloak room's best," she said, and she grabbed my hand and dragged me down corridor. Turned out she had bad PMT and wanted a fuck, she never even asked about the ten grand, I suppose I should have used a rubber really but well, it's easy to be wise afterwards. "What are your plans now, John?" she asked afterwards as she wiped her cunt with a rag I lent her. "Johnno, I ent gone all poncy because I got me self elected." I said, "But I designed a Pedo Cure." I said, "See you shove a brass tube up their cock to piss through and then wind their cock up with a key like the one on a spam can." "Oh," she said, "But what if the tube kinks? why not dig a hole in their crotch and poke the brass tube through that so they piss sitting down?" "Right?" I said, "I never thought of that." "It needs a woman's perspective," she said, "If they don't need to piss through it you could leave it rolled up till it rots off." "That was the plan anyway!" I agreed. "Good!" she said, "You hard again?" she asked. "Uh, yes," I agreed. "Good!" she agreed and next thing she was led against a pile ...

... of coats and she had grabbed my cock and pushed it in her. We got spunk on the Chief Executives coat, he nearly went ballistic, but he calmed down when "Susan," the reporter kneed him in the bollocks and reminded him about "Blackpool." I went down the internet cafe when I finished up with Susan, fucking emails coming out the fucking seams there were, half of them from Pedos threatening to do things to me, the rest wishing me luck. One guy from Florida suggested using Pedos for live bait for Gator fishing and one guy from Cornwall explained how they planned to use Pedos for live bait for shark fishing and how they thought they would rip their bollocks off first to get some blood into the water. Tenty seven people suggested using pedos instead of foxes for fox hunting and twenty six of them suggested ripping their bollocks off first. One guy suggested Pedophillia could not be defined as Muslims sometimes married at 12 years, moron. I filed the info away for later. I had a voicemail from the Party leader when I got in. "Allthwaite you wanker, rot in hell Ok," it said, "No fucker wants to hear what I have to say its all about you and fucking Pedos." "Get over it!" I replied, "Start figuring out what we do when we run out of Pedos because at this rate there won't be any left soon."