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... meant the war," he said. "That's why the holidays are fucking cheap wanker." I told him, he never liked that, so they prattled on for a bit, this Admiral wanker was on about the Ark Royal and why they shouldn't have scrapped it so they asked me. "Why not use a container ship like they did with Atlantic Conveyor in Falklands," I suggested, "Just hire it from the Greeks for a month or so and fly Harriers from that," that made them sit up and take notice. "Mr Chandler from Princetown has a question about suicides among young people in custody." the prat announces . "What does the panel think about suicides among young people in custody." he said. "Sad," I says, "When it's pedos they ought to have a suicide watch, and a hook screwed in the ceiling of the cell and some rope left for them." "Suicide watch Mr Allthwaite?" the prat asks. "Fucking watch while they do it," I said, the smarmy git sort of went a green colour and without asking anyone else he continued. "And we have a question from Mr Exe, a recovering Pedophile." he announced, "Mr Exe?" "What does Mr Allthwaite propose to do to recompense those whose loved ones have been traumatised by his campaign to maim and murder Pedophiles." he asked. "Fuck all they're scum." I said. "Exactly," said the Conservative bloke. "I think we should consider each case on it's merits," said the Labour bloke, "But we can hardly justify using public money to support those who support Pedophiles." "I believe in a measured proportionate approach ...

... and I believe all relatives and friends of Pedophiles should be offered counselling." said the Lib Dem, "It can be very traumatic to see pictures of ones loved one hanging from a Lamp post by an anal hook splashed across the press." "Oh!" said the presenter,as a commotion broke out in the audience, this bloke with tatttoos, about twenty five stone of him had the Lib Dem by the bollocks and was head butting him. "Fucking pedo!" he ranted. "I thought he was nineteen!" the Pedo protested, and suddenly it was like England vs Wales at Millennium stadium, like a scrum kicking off as all these people went for him. "Very emotive subject," I said, "Fucking Pedos," and that was it, someone knocked over a camera and the lights went out. I legged it, things always kick off when the lights go out, so I unhooked the microphone and headed for where Sandra was sitting, this bloke was groping her tits in the gloom, at least I thought it was a bloke but there was this rotten branch snapping sound when I whacked him and the only person with a busted jaw when the lights came back up was a spiky haired lesbian. Of course we got the blame, News at Ten "Bong" BNP wrecks TV debate, and they caught Sandra and me as we left the building for an interview. "What do you say to the relatives of Mr Exe who is receiving emergency surgery for his injuries as we speak." this woman reported asked and shoved a microphone in me face. "Bollocks, I thought he died," I said, "Now if you will excuse me Sandra and I ...