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Pedo Cure

... was mortified, Al told me later they was in denial, that was after they chucked him out of their committee room when he said him and me was mates. The TV people came round our gaff next morning, Mum made them breakfast of burnt toast with soggy eggs and out of date bacon with salmonella and all they was interested in was Pedos, not getting nine grand a year for doing fuck all, which was my number one goal. They seemed to think I was going to rip the bollocks off every Pedo in Lancashire. I got invited down the TV studio but the Lib Dems and Pedos and that picketed the place to keep me out so they arranged for me to go down the smoke for a TV interview next week instead. Of course with these pedos were giving me aggro so they had to arrange protection so they sent PC Tony Mulholland and Sgt Fforbes down with me, at least they was supposed to be escorting me but they met up with a couple of Lithuanian tarts at Euston and after a session at their flat Tony and that was so shagged out it was me that had to look after them. We took the underground to Shepherds Bush, "Hey," I said suddenly as a thought crossed me mind, "Pedos right, why not wind their cocks up round a spindle, like the key on a spam can, like what if a Pedo wanted to be cured, why not roll his cock up around a spindle and strap it to his belly with a tight belt? Maybe stick a tube through it first so he could take a piss." I said. "Hey slow down," Sgt Fforbes said. "Good idea," said the white haired old lady ...

... sitting across from us, "Chop it off if that doesn't work." "Wind their cocks up," I said. "Look Johnno, you better think this through," Tony said, "You might have an idea there." he said, "Like a key with a slot, pull the cock through and wind it round, like the key on a spam can." Bloody hell he was nicking my idea and improving it. "Shit," I said, "That's it!" "What are you on about?" Fforbes asked so we shut up and had an argument about Football instead. "So Mr Allthorpe?" the TV interviewer’s researcher asked, as we ran through the questions before filming “Do you get a sexual thrill from torturing pedophiles?" She wasn’t a bad looker really, more Rodean than Rotherham, London complexion, Dulux rose pink over sandpaper, saggy tits from too much dieting not enough action but I could have give her one no danger. Trouble was I couldn't believe she just said that to me. Me John Althwaite, the BNP local councillor from up north the bloke whats made a stand against Pedos, For fucks sake I don't get a cock stand from bollocking Pedos, it's more a sense of duty to me. Thinking about having their bloodstained bollocks stuck in a jar of vinegar and the hole sewed up makes me feel like I started something useful. The thought of their stupid little cocks wound round an oversize spam can key makes me proud, seeing them hang from a Lamp post for a bit with a hook up their ass yelling their head off until the hook tears right out in a shower of blood and guts and drops them on their head, ...