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Samantha's Breezy Shorts - The Fart-namic Duo
Date: 9/22/2016, Categories: Fetish, Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor, Author: LittleMissFart, Source: xHamster
... rendering it worthless!" Evilina threated as she snapped her spear-head off the staff and held the point against the lid. "Go ahead, be my guest." Fart-Girl challenged as she slowly advanced towards her. "Fart-Girl, what are you doing?! She'll open the can!" Buttsniff-Girl voiced her concern. "Yes, listen to your fart loving friend!" Evilina agreed and chuckled. Fart-Girl continued to walk forward to her. "You stupid Stink-Whore! Let's open up this can o' worms! Ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaa!!" Evilina shrieked with deranged laughter as she plunged her spear-head into the can of beans, opening it up. The orange baked beans glistened like shiny gems in the reddish-orange tomato sauce. "Ha ha ha ha ha ha! You've failed, Stink-Whore and Butt-Breath, I have opened the can!" Evilina continued to taunt and laugh. "Give me that can!" Fart-Girl ordered as she snatched the can out of her hands. She then lifted the can up and poured it down her own throat, gulping down the beans like as if she was downing down a pint of beer. Buttsniff-Girl rushed over, in shock at Fart-Girl's actions, and grabbed Evilina's arms behind her back. Evilina tried to struggle but Buttsniff-Girl pressed her foot against the back of her knee, causing her to drop down to her knees, kneeling down right before Fart-Girl, who finished the beans and, using the back of hand, wiped the sauce off her chin and sighed. She then cutely let out a small satisfied burp. ...
... "What are you going to do now, Fart-Girl? Throw me back in prison? That won't replace the priceless can of beans, will it? heheheheee!" Evilina laughed. "Perhaps. I don't know what effect those old beans will have on my powers though. It might give me extra-strong knock-out gas to use on you, or maybe it'll make my gas so potent that just one fart will kill you..." Fart-Girl calmly explained. "Come now, we both know you won't kill me. You're not the killing kind." Evilina smirked in smug confidence. "Well, we won't know until I fart in your face now, will we?" Fart-Girl calmly pointed out, and began to slowly turn around. The smug expression on Evilina's face quickly dropped. She looked scared as she saw Fart-Girl's butt inches away from her face. She looked up to Buttsniff-Girl, hoping she'll save her, but Buttsniff-Girl just held her tightly in place. "Y-y-you've lost the plot, Fart-Girl! Have you gone crazy?! Please! No! No - don't fart on me! Please! PLEASE!!" Evilina begged and pleaded in fear. "You know what they say, don't you? # Beans, beans, good for the heart... #" Fart-Girl began to softly sing. "No! NO!! DON'T!! PLEEEAASSEE!!!" Evilina screamed in fear. "# The more you eat... #" Fart-Girl continued to softly and slowly sing, as she leant forward, sticking her naked butt right out into the face of Evilina, and pressed her hands onto her bubbling brewing stomach. "Noooo!! NOOOOOOO!!!!" Evilina ...