Samantha's Breezy Shorts - The Fart-namic Duo - Sex Stories

Samantha's Breezy Shorts - The Fart-namic Duo

&#034Ha ha ha ha ha! Where's your partner to save you now, Buttsniff-Girl?!&#034 The mischievous madam of mayhem, Evilina, taunted her prisoner with a shrieking chuckle. &#034She'll get here soon, and when she does, you'll be sorry you ever tangled with The Fart-namic Duo!&#034 The beautiful Buttsniff-Girl replied in deviance. Evilina and her gorgeous female goons had Buttsniff-Girl tied up to a chair in the middle of the backroom of Windy City Central's newly opened Museum of Digestion. Evilina was wearing her purple and black striped costume with thigh-high black leather boots and with a purple eye-mask covering her pretty face to conceal her nefarious identity. Her hair is long and black, with a dyed purple broad stripe running through it. &#034I'll soon be off with this museum's most precious priceless artefact, the very first can ever made of Heinz Baked Beans!&#034 Evilina declared with a shrieking chuckle as she held the priceless can of baked beans up to Buttsniff-Girl's face. &#034But before I do, I shall kill you and rid the world of your presence!&#034 With that, she held the point of her sharp spear that's attached to her purple staff against the neck of Buttsniff-Girl, who closed her eyes, fearing the worse. *CRAAAASSSSSHHH!* The skylight window smashed as a mint-green cat-suited woman burst down into the middle of the room, with tiny shards of glass like glitter snowing down around her. &#034Fart-Girl! I knew you'd make it!&#034 Buttsniff-Girl cheered with a ...

... big beaming smile. Fart-Girl was dressed in her crime-fighting outfit of a mint-green catsuit, with a darker shade of green eye-mask on, and dark dyed green hair that flowed like a wavy deep jade sea down her back, almost reaching right down to her butt, and there, blazoned across her impressive bust, was the sign all criminals in Windy City Central feared most of all: a black diamond shaped crest with beige coloured mooning buttocks in the middle of it, along with a blast of green air that blows out from the middle of the butt. &#034Step away from my sidekick, Evilina, and hand back the can of beans!&#034 Fart-Girl ordered the villainous vixen. &#034Never, Stink-Whore! Girls, defend your madam of mischief, attack her!&#034 Evilina defied and ordered her super model-like bevvy of beauties. They all rushed at her, fists clenched, and different types of melee weapons at hand. *POW!* *BONK!* *SAK!* *SMACK!* *THWACK!* *BOSH!* *PANK!* *CRACK!* *SNAK!* *THONK!* One by one, Fart-Girl expertly dispatched the gorgeous goons with her impressive knowledge of martial arts and athletic gymnastic skill, until all the ladies were lying unc0nscious on the ground. &#034Gee, Fart-Girl, you sure showed all them what for!&#034 Buttsniff-Girl declared in awe. &#034But in all the commotion, Evilina was able to make her escape! Quick, untie me so we can go after her before she gets away for good!&#034 &#034Right you are, my olfactory friend.&#034 Fart-Girl agreed and rushed over to her tied-up ...