12-3 Croc ahead at 50 degrees starboard, Cap'n - Sex Stories

12-3 Croc ahead at 50 degrees starboard, Cap'n

... new dildo, but this is ridiculous. Next time, get me a penis-shaped one!!! You douchebag!!

No, it's me, Sven. We just played the same trick on the sisters and it went really well. But not with you obviously. Come and see the video we made.

You crazy fucking turnip! Or should that be crazy fucking Swede!!

(In case you don't know, the joke is that they're both similar looking and tasting root vegetables in my country.)

What possessed you to get this piece of fake garbage? It couldn't even give me an orgasm just now. I'm really fucking horny today so your circumcised beacon of light better be ready to fuck my pussy very soon. I haven't tasted your salty spunk for a while, so you cum in mouth today.

And as soon as they got into house, we all watched as they fornicated on the sofa like they were the last two people on earth. She took his spunk as requested and snowballed it to every female. I passed this time.

Pah, she said to me, you're still not responsible. A stinging barb.

We watched the video 4-5 more times, and if Sandy hadn't voided her bladder beforehand (she took great pleasure in seeing herself do that on vid), we might have needed more towels for her too, she laughed so hard.

*A few weeks later we had the opportunity to try the same trick on Her Majesty of Sassiness, Queen Franny-panny herself. I think I got her in the pool on her own by saying I was testing some new cameras and could she just do a few lengths for at least 10 mins while I ...

... went inside and checked the focus and other technical details on the PC.

Sven managed to put Bruno in without being seen, but she just casually climbed up the steps backwards, ripped off her bottoms, and pissed on the croc saying in a bored, mock-Fay Wray- heroine voice with the back of her hand on her forehead: Go back, you brute you, go back.

Sven was concerned she might damage the electronics (for fuck's sake, dude, the thing is WATERPROOF!) and jumped in to rescue his companion.

He'd only met her once or twice before and didn't know her full powers (which were clearly waning by now anyway).

How did you KNOW?

For fuck's sake, you piece of Stockholm shit, it'll take more than a lump of green plastic and some crappy electronics to fool the Sassmeister (evil Hooded Claw laugh). And gave him a long kiss with lots of tongue and hands gripping his ears to let him know she was only kidding.

Hey, I've still got some piss left. Who wants to have it - you or your non-frightening green friend?

He put his mouth right up to her bare slit and she delivered everything.

Save the last mouthful for me. I usually drink a bit of myself every day, but forgot this morning.

He snowballed a dose to her.

I've heard about your prowess with keeping 3 girls satisfied, Mr Scandinavian Stud. So let's go in the house to mum's room and you push that thing into my pussy and arse. First time with a guy I like to taste his cum. The rumour is you're salty. And grabbed his ...