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Pedo Cure the interim solution

... says like he thought I was going to do what he said, "Then when they are found inexplicably 'Not Guilty,' you will know who they are and indeed their home addresses. I went round the courts next morning, Al came as well because he wanted to help out and we sat in the public gallery with some of the Pedo's family. "He is good men," this bint with what looked like a bin liner in her head with a grille in it said, "He keeps all his wives well." "So why's he go out pedoing?" I asked. She shrugged hopelessly. "You got sexy eyes,” I said, “I bet you bang like a good un!" "He is my sister!" she said getting it slightly wrong. "What do you reckon," I says trying to be friendly, "Couple of pints, curry back to yours?" "But you are the Allthwaite, the famous racist!" she protested. "I am not stupid enough to let that stop me getting a leg over!" I insists. "Ok but we get a hotel room," she tried calling my bluff. "You’re on, how's about diner time?" I asked. "No I have prayers," she said. "Do it doggy while you pray?" I suggested. "You are a filthy pervert!" she exclaimed, "I never try this before!" "Is that a no?" I asks. "No," she says, and whispers, "That is a yes!" "See you later!" I says and I slipped ...

... across to the other side of the court. Al was sat there looking all pissed off, "Here Johnno," he says, "I don't fancy this ass hook." "Well I ain't expecting you to take it up your jacksy." I says "No, but, you know," he says, "Bumming the pedo with an arse dildo, it ain't right." "No worse than lasooing his cock?" I says. "Don't fancy it." he says but by then the Bunglas was on their way in, what a bunch of cretins, smarmy gits one and all, looked like butter wouldn't melt. I got me phone out and recorded when the usher bloke read their names and addesses and I got pictures as well then I listened while the prosecution outlined the case, except when I had to go out because I felt sick, I wanted to get a machine gun and mow the lot of them down. I was listening to them on about blow jobs when it hit me, if an expanding cock could ram spikes up their ass why not their gob? "Oi Al," I says "How about shoving the ass spike in their gob instead?" He turned to me, smiles and starts a high five, "Need to be bigger, their head might come off." "Fucking bonus!" I said, "Shift the body and leave the skull hanging from the Lamp post." "You better get the order changed quick sharp," Al says, "I reckon you cracked it!"