1. Pedo Cure the interim solution


    Date: 3/18/2017, Categories: Fiction BDSM Cock & ball torture, Consensual Sex Prostitution, Torture, Author: Allthwaite, Source: sexstories.com

    A sequel to Pedo Cure It's about (De) Bollocking Pedos basically, If you don't like the F word don't F'ing read it. This is a work of fiction so any actions by any character are fictitious though perhaps regretable that such actions have not taken place and any similarity to persons living or dead is unintentional but with such life-like characters you probably know someone just like them. =================================================== I went round Al's place as soon as I got back, "Hey I had this idea." I said. "That's all we fucking need," Al said, "Sandra thinks she needs an Iveco because she can't get up the duff." "Don't you mean IVF?" I asked. "Yeah whatever." he agreed, "You seen the telly." "No," I said. "You better fucking come in then," he says, "I saved it on video." I went in, Sandra was sort of upside down against a wall resting on her shoulders, "She thinks it will help me spunk soak in," he says, "Dopy cow." "You want a go Johnno," Sandra asked all sweet like. "No, your all right," I replied. "Here it is look, when you were in smoke." The clip started, that news reader kicks off, "Bong, Outrage among Pedophiles," he said, "Government to investigate!" and there were these two middle aged pervert blokes hanging from lamp posts with their trousers off and meat hooks up their ass screaming their heads off, yelling "Get me down!". "Bloody hell!" I said. "Mr Oliver Moody senior engineer with Whetherfield Borough Council is concerned about health and safety," ...
    ... said the news reader. "Aye, one of these perverts could fall and injure an innocent bystander," he said, "We could of course buy reinforced lamp posts but there are budgetry considerations." he added. "Meanwhile on British rail," the newsreader continued, "There are reports of perverts being beaten up on the 11.26 Manchester to Brighton through service," and they show these pervert types in a queue to get on a train, the shot changed to some crabby old bloke in an old black uniform that might have been Waffen SS but was probably Bitish Rail. "Mr Hargreaves, what has the train company done to alleviate the vicious attacks on this service," the reporter asked. "Put a forty year old class 25 diesel on with a set of fifty year old mark one coaches instead of a voyager and took the fucking seats out so thy don't get blood on them" he explained, "If the perverts wants to sit they can get a broom handle from Tesco and shove it up their ass." "Thank you Mr Hargreaves," The newsreader said, "We tried to speak to a representative from Tesco stores but they declined to comment," he explained. "And we're giving free tickets to BNP members so they can check that only Pedos get beat up not decent folk." Hargreaves chipped in. "Fucking hell Al, this is big!" I exclaimed. "We started something mate," he said, "I got advance orders for a thousand meat hooks on ebay when you was in smoke," he added, “Lads at prison workshop is knocking them out as quick as but as its sort of on the side its a ...
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