Gassy Rehab - Sex Stories

Gassy Rehab

... let me have it! Ripping her fart right in my face! Wow!" Claire exclaimed as she reminisced the experience. "I should have heeded her warnings though. I shouldn't have underestimated her power. Her fart really stunk! Honestly, I love a real good ripe fart, but hers? Oh god it was way too strong for me to handle. It made my eyes water so bad, like teargas it was. I started coughing and waving my hand in front of my face, but the stinging smell just wouldn't let up. The whole time I'm coughing, the woman is just laughing her head off, finding it all really amusing. She laughed so much that it actually took her right off the mood for sex. When the smell started to simmer out, I leaned my face back in, just sniffing to see if her fart still lingered around her arse or not, when she just suddenly farted in my face again! It started again with her rolling about in laughter." She explained. "Needless to say, we didn't have sex. I mean, I still wanted to have sex with her, but she was now put off sex completely with me from laughing so much, so she ended up phoning me a taxi, but just before I left she said she has a present for me, and then gave me an empty yet sealed shut jar. I asked what it was and she said she always gives her lovers mementos to remember her by. That's all she'd say on the matter and when I got into the cab, as I was being driven home, I was examining the jar and I opened it up, and was suddenly greeted by that familiar yet extremely hot ripe smell of her ...

... fart! The cab driver actually had a go at me, thinking it was me who let off!" Claire told everyone, who was all giggling and chuckling at her amusing tale. "Still, that's not the reason I'm here. It didn't put me off sniffing other women's butts and their lovely smelling farts. I just got pretty out of control, I kept craving it more and more. Like a d**g, I just couldn't stop myself. It became the first thing I'd ask a girl every time I went out on the pull, 'can I sniff your bum?', not the best pick-up line in the world, eh?" She explained more, her tone of voice turning more serious. "I was here before, I needed the help and it worked for a while, but I relapsed. I started spiralling out of control again, and that's why I'm here now. To get help in controlling it again." She lowered her pretty blue eyes to the floor, and softly sighed. Sam put a comforting hand onto her shoulder, and gently rubbed her. Joy noticed this display of affection, and asked Sam what event made her seek help. "Well, at first I thought I had hit the jackpot. My lovely girlfriend was so understanding in my needs to sniff her bum, and it was great because she'd allow me to do it anytime I pleased. She'd even fart in my face anytime she was windy. It was a great set up but the trouble is, she would be gone for hours during the day, what with working. There are times during the day when I couldn't stand to wait to get back from work to sniff some lovely ass again, and I would go out to some seedy little ...