Gassy Rehab - Sex Stories

Gassy Rehab

... hand. "Why don't you go next, Claire." Joy told her, as she continued to write things down on her clipboard. "Well I don't really have a story, I just really love sniffing ass!" She boasted excitedly, making the other patients laugh. "Settle down. You must have some bad experiences that makes you seek help?" Joy sternly pondered. "Ummm..." Claire hummed as she paused to think. "Well there was this one real bad experience. I had hired this e****t for the night, just for sniffing purposes, who the agency said she was a size 16 but turned out she was actually a size 18..." Claire told everyone. "And that was bad?" Joy puzzled, resting her clipboard onto her lap and studied Claire's face hard. "Well yeah. When she sat on my face, I nearly suffocated!" She beamed with a big grin, and everyone laughed. "Quiet, please." Joy scolded the patients. "Please be serious for a moment, Ms Richards." She then scolded Claire. "Ok that wasn't actually a bad experience. She smelt really nice too. Really sweet. I really enjoyed having my face buried up her lovely big bum. Anyone else here notice how the bigger the meat on a woman's butt is, the sweeter she smells?" Claire asked. The patients all thought for a moment before murmuring in agreement. "I suppose the worst experience I ever had was when I picked up this pretty lady in a gay club, she was quite a bit older than me, but really hot, she looked like a proper MILF! She made me feel so comfortable talking to her, and I suppose the drink ...

... was giving me courage, so I just came out and told her strait that I really get off on sniffing butt and being farted on. She thought I was joking at first but I kept telling her that I really do enjoy it, so she said, 'ok prove it!' and took me into the club toilets where we went into a loo stall and she let me kneel behind her and sniff her bum. Oh she smelt so good. Nice and strong, you know. Really flavourful. I then asked if she'll fart for me, but she told me she didn't need to fart yet, and that I really didn't want to smell her farts as her farts are 'deadly'!" Claire revealed to everyone. "Well I couldn't turn down that challenge! So I told her to try me, to fart in my face and I'll be able to sniff it all in easy peasy. She just winked and said 'ok maybe later' when she gets me back to her place. Eventually, that's where we ended up, she took me back to her house. We was both pretty d***k and all over eachother, kissing and fondling. We ended up naked with me sitting on top of her as she laid on her bed, snogging her, when she suddenly said, 'I have a fart coming, you still think you can handle it?', well no guesses what I said to that! I got down off the bed, kneeling before her arse as she lifted her legs up, holding onto her thighs, laying like a baby waiting to be changed, spreading everything. I held my nose to her crack and sniffed her lovely dark tasty scent. She then asked me one last time if I'm really sure I want to smell her fart. I nodded my head and she ...