1. Jessica Bond - "Auf Wiedersehen, Pffet"


    Date: 9/23/2015, Categories: Fetish, Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor, Author: LittleMissFart, Source: xHamster 

    ... finally.&#034 Bond sighed in relief. &#034Oh, and farting in my face? Well, two can play at that!&#034 Bond grinned cheekily before she pushed down onto her stomach and... *Pftttrrrtttpphh!* She blew off a nice relaxing fart into the dead German's face. She giggled and stood up off of her. She then rubbed her hands together, over a job well done. She walked over to the desk, picked up another apple, and took a bite out of it. Well, all that hard work had worked up an appetite. She then walked to the door, stepping over Ulla as she did, and opened the door. &#034Oh hello Amina.&#034 Bond casually greeted Amina who was standing nervously behind the door. &#034Is- is it done?&#034 Amina nervously asked. Bond simply nodded her head with a smile. Amina then beamed with a big grin, relief in her eyes. Bond walked out of the brothel, stopping as that black woman in the slutty valet outfit rushed off to get her car. Upon seeing the BMW pulling up to the curb, with the valet jumping out and holding the door open for Bond, Bond just looked and shook her head. &#034You know what, I'm done with all things German. You can keep the car, love.&#034 Bond shrugged her shoulders and welcomed the valet to her car. She then crossed the street and walked back to her hotel room. She informed F via a coded text about the death of Ulla Arshenschniffer, and grabbed her luggage. She soon hailed a taxi to take her to the airport, and was eventually on a plane back to jolly old England. Soon she would be back, with her feet up in the land she loves, sipping tea and dunking a nice biscuit or 3 into it. For she sure couldn't wait to be doing that!The End
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