1. Jessica Bond - "Auf Wiedersehen, Pffet"


    Date: 9/23/2015, Categories: Fetish, Lesbian Sex, Sex Humor, Author: LittleMissFart, Source: xHamster

    Prologue &#034Ahhh nothing beats getting paid well for a job done well...&#034 The heavy framed deadly curvaceous ASSassin known as Scorpio, aka Agent 78, sighed as she sat down on her sofa. The big deadly gorgeous assassin placed a laptop, which looked tiny compared to her big bulky thighs, onto her lap. She was hiding out in a small discreet B&B in the countryside of Croatia. It was very early in the morning, still dark outside, and she was tired having just killed off 2 powerful foes. Before she could rest up, though, she had just one last thing to do. Steal Bond's money. She opened the laptop up, and turned it on. She then stuck a USB device into it. She waited for the screen to pop-up, and then typed in all the necessary data and inputs. She looked at the code she stole from Bond, and grinned in eager anticipation. The loading bar began to charge up, as she clicked the &#034Transfer Funds&#034 prompt. &#034LOCATION FOUND&#034 Suddenly flashed up on the screen, as the screen turned red. &#034COORDINATES LOCKED&#034 Followed after and began to flash. &#034W-what's this?!&#034 Agent 78 gasped in shock. She shook her head as she stared at the flashing words. She saw the map coordinates of her current location beeped up onto the screen. It suddenly dawned on her what had happened. &#034Oh Bond... You clever bitch!&#034 She couldn't help but to smile in appreciation, despite her realisation that she wasn't going to get Bond's money after all. She quickly closed the laptop, ...
    ... turned it over, opened the battery latch up and stood up. She poured her drink onto it, causing sparks and a small fire to erupt in the machine. She rushed to get her coat and shoes back on, quickly packing her bags, and ran out of the building. She was surprisingly light on her feet despite her huge size. Her big butt wiggling and wobbling as she jogged to her car, she threw her bag on the passenger seat, sat in the driver's seat, and sped off into the night.Chapter 1: &#034Bond!&#034 F, the short stocky grey haired head of MI6 yelled as Jessica Bond walked into her office. &#034Good morning, mum. You're in a pleasant mood today.&#034 Bond greeted her with a pleasant smile. &#034What did I say about calling me 'mum'?&#034 F responded. It was a couple months after Bond's eventful night in Dubrovnik, she was wearing that signature outfit of hers - the white buttoned shirt with thin black tie, and knee-length silvery grey skirt and matching coloured small heels. &#034You look rather refreshed. Enjoy your little holiday?&#034 F commented. &#034I sure did, I needed that break, and I had a lovely nights sl33p despite my excitement to start work again.&#034 Bond grinned, flashing her perfectly strait white teeth from behind her pink glossy lips. &#034I got your report, good job on getting Agent 78 to kill Cintova those couple of months ago. There's just one thing you forgot to mention however. Just how did you escape certain death from her thighs and 78's unsanitary arse?&#034 F ...
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