My first CD - Sex Stories

My first CD

... Since as I mentioned before, my f****y was kinda poor and had not planned on getting me a costume that year. Auzzie replied that it didn't matter it's not like there was gonna be anyone our age there to judge anyhow. So I agreed that I could find 'something' and with that Auzzie got up and went home for supper. That night I cleared the event with my parents and asked if I could stay the night, to which my parents immediately agreed and then I began rummaging through the closets, shed and basement for something to piece together a costume. That night the phone rang and my mother called me to the living room, on the phone was Auzzie. He asked what costume I had decided on and of course I had come up with some medieval fantasy type garb I could pass off as a swordsman, he approved greatly and suggested maybe that night we could go out to the woods behind his house and do some roleplaying after all the adults had crashed. I immediately agreed that would be "badass" and hung up the phone. Finally after what seemed like weeks, but inreality was only a couple of days Halloween had arrived and I donned my costume made up of my fathers welding leathers, chainsaw chaps and a purple cape and headband, complete with a ninja sword I had gotten from the State Fair the year previous and headed over to Auzzie's house. When I arrived I was blown away by how many adults were already trashed miling around Auzzies kitchen and living room, it was only 7:30 and most were already talking ...

... obnoxiously loud and teetering dangerously as they slopped liquor into their throats and down the front of their tacky adult costumes. I began squeezing my way through d***ken adults towards auzzies room. As I came up to his room his mother was just leaving and as she turned around she smiled at me and told me how great my costume looked. I thanked her and returned the compliment. She was dressed as a german barmaid complete with girdle, stockings, high heels and even a blonde wig with pigtails, she was slender and pale like her son so her pushed up breasts from the girdle required quite a lot of extra padding but overall she looked great, she patted me on the head as she teetered her way precariously down the hall back to the party. I opened the door to Auzzies room with my standard greeting of "Sup muthafukkaaaa!" in a sing song voice, only to find Auzzie dressed in normal clothing sitting semi dejectedly on the foot of his bed. "Hey man, where's your costume?" I asked scanning his bedroom. He informed me he couldn't really find one and was just going to go without for the night. Feeling a little awkward being in costume alone I pulled mine off and sat down with him in just my jeans and tshirt. Blowing out a huge sigh, I then asked what he wanted to do instead. He grinned and pulled out half a burnt joint from beneath his mattress and a bottle of mint schnaaps with half the alcohol left in it, to which I crowed "Ohhhhhhh Yeeeeaaaahhhh!". We decided to hold off on smoking and drinking ...