Naked Quidditch Match - pt 10 - Sex Stories

Naked Quidditch Match - pt 10

... just this morning, the Executive President of Potter Enterprises Worldwide, Ginevra Weasley, announced that sales were at 98, and that another 25,000 units have been authorized for production to meet the burgeoning demand of the public. "It's a smash!" reported Ms. Weasley. "And we're delighted to make such an amazing contribution to St. Mungo's Victims Unit. Already we've committed 375 thousand Galleons to charity!" The calendar, however, is just the forerunner to many good things coming from Potter Enterprises. Founded by Potter and Weasley, this business has shown in the few short weeks since incorporation to have the market in its grasp, and a keen sense of humor, wit and appeal. The Moldiemort Robes (TM) were the ONLY garments to be seen at the game. In all sorts of sizes, the shimmer stood clear and dominant. "They were designed to empower witches and wizards. To give us all a sense that what we fear can be and should be mocked. Fear is not something to run from, but to face, overcome and become stronger for doing so," Ginevra Weasley informed us at the press meeting. This ...

... sentiment was reinforced by Professor Dumbledore, a longstanding proponent for not backing down against the Dark Wizards of the world. And indeed, with You-Know-Who jumping up and down and howling in a clear fit, it seems hard to be afraid of this clearly deformed and unstable man. The Ministry officials in attendance wasted no time in seizing Death Eaters Lucius Malfoy, Avery MacNair, and Vincent Goyle, who were trying to pick up their fallen master and escape. As attacks go, it was a laughingstock- and one which Potter made into a bigger humiliation by plucking the Snitch out from the hood of Voldemort's robe whilst a "verse" from the upcoming Mockeries of a Dark Lord flashed across the Wiztronic above the commentator's booth. It was one of the most dramatic and powerful games of Quidditch history, and also one of the shortest. "Not even ten minutes," bemoaned Fred Weasley. "We knew Harry wasn't happy about having his bits scattered across all the papers, but really!" Added his twin, George, "He could have held out for at least a half hour!" End of the Naked Quidditch Match Happy Snitches!