My New Life 3: The Housewarming Party - Sex Stories

My New Life 3: The Housewarming Party

... lied. There was no way I was going to watch my stash with friends. “Besides, it’s encrypted. There’s no way anyone but me could access it. Well, Abbie could probably get through, I suppose.” I admitted after a brief pause. “Spoilsport…” she muttered. “So what kind of stuff do you watch?” “Well, it’s probably stuff you wouldn’t understand too well,” Abbie said. Sophie just waited for a real answer, so I decided to mess with her again. “It’s true. You’ve seen The Matrix right?” “Of course! Well just the first one…” “That’s the only good Matrix,” I pointed out. “Well you remember Tank right?” “The tech guy right?” “The operator, yes,” I corrected. “Well he could only view the matrix in computer code.” “O God…” Clara groaned from across the room, obviously seeing where this was going. I could tell Abbie also knew exactly where I was going, because she was failing to hide an enormous grin. Sophie, however, sat listening intently. “Well, he was able to decipher the computer code into actual images. He could tell when a hot chick was walking by in the matrix just from looking at the code. So yeah,” I shrugged, “It’s kinda like that.” “Fuck you!” Sophie shouted, realizing she’d been had. “That has to be a lie!” “Of course it is!” Abbie laughed. “Reading code isn’t a fun way to relax and ‘take care of business.’” “But dreaming in code is the worst,” I pointed out. “Bullshit,” Sophie said. “There’s no way you can dream in code.” Abbie blew out her breath before saying, “Yes we can, ...

... and it’s frikkin’ exhausting.” “Yeah...” I had to agree with Abbie. “Waking up after a full night’s sleep and still feeling like you pulled an all nighter isn’t on the list of my favorite things.” It was definitely a stressful night’s sleep when you only dream in code. Normally I only had that issue if I went to bed while working on a big project, but even those few times were definitely unpleasant. After hearing the truth Sophie still didn’t know what to believe, “If you guys are pulling my leg, I’m gonna kick both of you in the crotch,” threatened Sophie. “Fair enough,” Abbie shrugged. “What!?” My voice cracked slightly in surprise. “That’s not fair at all!” “Yeah,” Clara said, crossing her arms, “I’ll need him later. All of him.” she added with a wink. “Relax,” Abbie said. “Felix and I aren’t pulling your leg Sophie.” “Fine,” Sophie said at last. Then, looking at me she added, “Looks like your family jewels are safe.” “Good,” Clara replied. “Crushed gemstones aren’t nearly as useful.” Yikes! That definitely made me wince. “But,’ Sophie continued . “Why doesn’t Clara have to help us unpack?” We all looked over to Clara who was standing by the couch in her towel, “Excuse me?” she asked rhetorically. “I’m not even dressed yet, Towels aren’t the best thing to wear for unpacking.” she pointed out as if she wasn’t to blame for her current outfit. “Well go get dressed, you lazy bumpkin! You’re just making it ‘harder’ for Felix.” Abbie laughed before receiving a well deserved glare ...