A funny thing happened.. pt 3 - Sex Stories

A funny thing happened.. pt 3

7. Liz and I were in the green room bathroom, waiting to make our entrance, but Carolyn eventually filled us in on the few minutes we missed. At 7:05, or thereabouts, our little Philia heard steps in the hallway, then a soft tearing sound—the note coming down, some rustling, an indistinct muttering punctuated by what could have been a laugh, then Sim's voice: "Be right back. Apparently I've got a fitting scheduled." Then more steps back down the hallway towards the men's room. Ten minutes later: three knocks. We all heard those, and Liz cracked the door to our hideout, so we could hear the top of the "scene." Carolyn called "Come in." in the high, slightly breathy voice she used as Philia—half Marilyn, half naughty schoolgirl—and Sim walked in, shut the door, and got a look at Carolyn in her lingerie. Apparently he reprised the hit-in-the-head-with-a-brick shtick for a minute or two, then, when he had remembered how tongue and lips work, he said: "Good evening...um...Mistress Philia. Don't you look ravishing this evening?" "Oh, hello Pseudolus. Um, thank you...I think? I always thought ravishings were those things cook slices up and puts on salads. I never eat them. They make me...um...burp. Anyway, you're probably wondering why I've asked you here." Sim was trying to tear his eyes away from Carolyn long enough to take in the rest of the green room. Eventually he said: "Oh, I'm wondering all sorts of things right now, but I'll be happy to wonder that first, if you'd like." ...

... "Oh, good. Well, as you know, Hero and I are getting married tomorrow, and then tomorrow night I think I'll be expected to perform all sorts of wifely duties and give him my maidenhead and so on, but I don't know where it is, and I'm not sure how I'm supposed to give it to him anyway, and nobody told me what my duties are going to involve, and...well, frankly I'm scared I'll make a mess of things. I'm lovely, you see, but I'm not very smart. Did you know that?" "I'd heard a rumor. Well, look, he probably has some idea...you know, on second thought he might not. He's not the sharpest tine on the trident himself." "I know. He's very handsome, and of course I do love him, and I want everything to be perfect for him. And that's why I brought you here." she finished happily. Sim paused. "I see. Actually I don't see. Would you mind..." "Well, since my wifely duties are likely to involve some of the things the other girls at Lycus' house do all the time, I thought they might be able to teach me. Wasn't that clever of me? I thought about that all by myself! But then the girls said that it would be better if they had somebody to demonstrate my duties on, and somebody suggested you." "Then I would like to thank somebody from the bottom of my heart." "Oh, you can thank two somebodies if you like. Vibrata and Gymnasia are here. They said they would be happy to help me out." That was our cue. We opened the bathroom door and strolled towards the bed. Liz was wearing a candy-apple red bra, ...