'Big Bang Theory', Ch.1, "A Penny For Your Thoughts." - Sex Stories

'Big Bang Theory', Ch.1, "A Penny For Your Thoughts."

Chapter 1 A penny for your thoughts A customer slipped a fifty dollar bill into her pouch and softly tapped it, Penny withdrew, creeped out by the man's sudden outburst of indecency. Making her way to Bernadette, "Can you believe that guy? What a-" "I know!" Bernadette exclaimed, "want me to infect him with syphilis?" Her cute figure bouncing like a deceptively cute cartoon as she sauntered away for her remaining table for the night, penny looked around, an expression of confusion, realization and finally disgust as she redundantly replied, "eww" the image was a bit much, her hands gesturing randomly in circles, causing her breasts to bounce a little. The final table being cleared by Penny had a somewhat familiar notebook, she bent down to pick it up. Bernadette stared at her ass, dominating her in a whimsical moment of fantasy before the bubble burst and her thoughts lingered on Howard. "you ready over there or what?" Penny opened the notebook, -In Case of emergency please return this treasure trove of science to Sheldon Cooper, number-" Penny turned the first page, skimming until she reached the end of the note, "-And that's why i love trains and you should too." A perplexed yet satisfyingly annoyed image came and went. "Yeah yeah let's go." Penny entered her apartment complex and was awarded one of her favorite sights, nerds trying to move heavy objects. She especially liked to watch because they reminded her of puppies trying to move a big bone. But she did not have ...

... time to deal with their situation so she said, "Hi! Bye!" Leonard smiled, waving, the large box landed on Raj's foot, Howard laughed, dropping his end and screaming in pain as if the one hurt most won, he half fell on raj in an awkward position of 'ride the horsey'. "Oh shut up," Raj's accent apparent, "You're not as hurt as I am!" goading him, "wanna bet? Not as hurt as i am..." Howard mocked in Raj's accent. Penny stared for a moment and continued to the first step, Sheldon was left half propped up under the box in a reverse-ninety degree "L" position. Penny tried to squeeze her way past him, her ass though decided it was time to get stuck as the box fell towards them a bit. Sheldon's rear end rammed her in the vagina and a sharp pain shot across Penny's pelvis. "Oh Sheldon! You're crushing me!" "What?!" he exclaimed, squeezing out from under the box a little, "This is just terrible, penny I'm so sorry! I thought we calculated the weight plus diameter but somewhere we went wrong." Penny fell over, clutching her thigh, a strong Charley horse causing her to moan, "OoooooW" Leonard bellowed, "I told you all, but nooo don't listen to me, the mass of this object is clearly too much for all of us to handle we should have called some professional movers." Howard turned to raj, "And waste some precious cash, my skills as an engineer are sufficient for this task. "and and" raj said, "My money doesn't grow on trees, maybe my parent's trees" Howard thought about this with a quizzical ...