From Wimp To Pimp - Sex Stories

From Wimp To Pimp

... he wanted to drive d***k. He was smarter than that. Kael spent some time jamming Pantera, Slayer, Megadeth, and many more of his favorite bands along with some original compositions he made. As he stared at the candle lighting the room, he got a d***ken idea. “I’m gonna fucking summon Satan himself! The ultimate cowboy from hell! No, he’s the goddamn sheriff!” Kael got off the couch and stumbled towards the kitchen. He lit four more candles and got the ketchup from the fridge. He hurried back to the living room too d***k to see how idiotic he was acting. He began to squirt ketchup on his floor to form a pentagram. He put the five candles at each point of the star. He picked Lisa back up and pretended he was at a concert. “You wanna hear some fucking metal?!” Imaginary cheers. “Alright then!” Kael started to play some of his original compositions and head banged as he did so. He soloed as fast as he could. He was so d***k he yelled, “Fuck yeah! My hands are on fire!” Suddenly, the whole living room started to shake. It was like a 9.5 earthquake was hitting the building. Kael stopped and looked around to see all this. Then, a black hole formed inside the circle where the star once was. Red light began to glow from the black hole. A figure emerged with two wings wrapped around it. The wings appeared to be that of a bat’s. A tail stuck out from the bottom. The hole closed and the wings opened. It was a beautiful woman with devil wings and a pointed tail. Her horns were small, ...

... but not discrete. Her hair was black and her makeup was gothic. Her breasts were obviously D’s. The sexy red corset with black laces she was wearing made her breast size more apparent. The sexy black leather pants around her legs hugged nicely. The black high heel boots below completed everything. This woman was far beyond hot, she was perfect. She greeted Kael, “Hello Kael.” Kael’s eyes widened. Was there really a hot devil chick in his living room that knew his name? As he put Lisa down and unplugged her, he could only say one thing. “Wow…this is some good vodka.” “Kael, I’m very much real and I’ve come to make you a—Hey! Where are you going?!” Kael walked away from the sexy devil to check the vodka he drank. He was too inebriated to comprehend how unnatural this all was. When he checked to see the vodka, he saw it was just regular Gray Goose. Odd, he had this drink before on several occasions just on its own or mixed with something. “Kael.” He turned around to see the devil woman with a red glow. She smiled at him again and continued. “I’ve come to make a deal with you. I can give you all the fame and fortune you desire. In exchange—” “Alright, where’s the hidden cameras? I know this is a prank.” Kael’s slurring voice made it obvious he was d***k. The devil just smiled and responded, “I assure you Kael, this is no prank. I’m very much real.” “Yeah sure, as real as your tits.” “Hey! These are one hundred percent re—we’re getting off topic.” “Either way, I gotta say, you are ...