Festive First-Time - Sex Stories

Festive First-Time

... it was on fire! "Merry Christmas." She chirped before letting rip another rattler in my face. Once again I sniffed the strong hot gust up eagerly. I found my hand had moved itself down between my thighs, touching and rubbing my pussy through the patterned fabric. "You dirty fart-bitch, you love it, don't you?" She asked me, and despite the offensive words she used, she said it in a tone that reeked of love. "Ahhh yeah I do." I confessed. "Are my jeans in the way? Do you want to sniff my fat arse, bare?" She giggled. "Yes please." I reply, still sniffing away at her gorgeous butt. She then pulled down her jeans, with some struggle, I must say. They was so tight, they took a bit of heaving to get them off, but once she did, oh my, what a sight! Right before my face, was a huge mountain of gorgeous flesh. 2 big rolling mounds of soft supple flesh, and right in the middle of it, ran a deep dark creek. Instantly, my face dived in, nose first, right in the middle of that dark dank smelly crevice. I hardly noticed the fact that she was wearing a teeny tiny thong. "You like my Christmas panties?" She asked me, referring to her thong. I couldn't see it, even from my advanced position. The small string of fabric was lost entirely in the deep valley of her luscious crack. All I could see was a tiny white triangle of fabric nestled up above from her crack. "I love it!" I reply. "You want some more farts?" She asked me, rubbing her bloated beautiful tummy. "Yes please." I reply, as if ...

... she even needed to ask. "If you give my thick plump cheeks a kiss, I may give you some more." She softly chuckled. "Mmmmm that's more than fair." I reply, pulling my face out from between her big plump bumcheeks, puckering my lips up and pressing them against one of those big heavy cheeks. She may have only said to give them a kiss, but I was determined to give her a lot more than one. My lips smacked against the big moon of pink flesh, kissing them over and over again, and I punctuated each and every kiss with a big grateful, "Thank you." "Now kiss my crack." She commanded, using both her hands to pull her big fat cheeks open. Without any hesitation, I pressed my puckered up lips right up against the dark brown hole of her bottom, and kissed it, ever so thankfully. *PPPPFFFFTTFTTTFLTLTL!* A loud steam of hot air blew out over my lips. I almost gasped from the shock of another fart, before relaxing my fart-covered lips and sniffed it up. "Ahhhh yeah, you dirty fart loving bitch, you love it!" She groaned with pleasure. "Mmmm I do! I do!" I briefly reply before kissing her fart-stenched butthole. "I love it so much!" I cry out in ecstasy. "I know you do! Fuck, I've never had another girl do this before!" She revealed. "Do you like it?" I pull my lips away to ask, before kissing her more. "Yeah I do, your soft loving lips feel so nice on my arsehole." She confessed. She then farted again, right in my face. "Ahhhh smell good?" She asked, I could tell from the movement of her arms ...