Cum Factor Pt. 01 - Sex Stories

Cum Factor Pt. 01

Written as a commission.

The clock struck nine on the western seaboard of the United States, and men took to their armchairs from Alaska to Alabama, tissues and lube at the ready as they settled in for their favourite show. The theme tune's opening bars blasted from speakers up and down the country, accompanying a crudely drawn graphic of a veiny, swollen-headed penis, being vigorously jerked by a cartoon hand. The penis erupted, shooting its animated goo at TV screens of every size, colour and picture quality. The cartoon semen landed with a sound effect-enhanced splat, spelling out the name of the show in dripping, off-white bubble-style lettering.

CUM FACTOR.

The spunk-written title slopped to the bottom of the screen, and the camera swooped and glided across a poorly constructed TV set as a garishly-dressed, slicked back man with a pornstar moustache strolled across the stage. The overwhelmingly male audience whooped and applauded as the director counted down from five and flashed a thumbs up at the host.

"Good evening, ladies and gentleman, and welcome to a brand new episode ofCum Factor. I'm your host, Perv Griffin, and tonight I'll be joined by a very beautiful celebrity guest who will be gleefully debasing herself for the charity of her choice. Shall we meet our guest?"

A cheer went up from the studio audience, some already brandishing their cocks in anticipation.

"She's a redheaded knockout with a set of tits that could feed the five thousand. ...

... Please give a warm and stickyCum Factor welcome to Christina Hendricks!"

The crowd went wild, many aggressively jerking themselves off as the show's celebrity guest emerged from the backstage area in all her buxom glory. Scantily clad in a skin tight purple dress that barely extended past the curves of her ass, the chesty actress bounced and jiggled every which way as she strutted across the stage. Perv greeted his guest with a warm embrace, and a cameraman zoomed in tight to the actress' cleavage, being sure to capture her mountainous assets as they squished against his chest.

"Wow! Doesn't she look stunning, folks?" he asked, already sporting a visible hardon as he turned to face the audience.

The crowd returned a chorus of whooping catcalls, and Christina blew them a kiss, nearly triggering a heart attack from a man in the front row.

"Great to have you here, Christina. Are you excited for tonight's show?"

"I'm very excited, Perv. Thank you for having me on."

"You are more than welcome. And I must say, that is quite the outfit you're wearing there."

"Yeah, I wore this to an awards show once, I seem to recall. I think it had a bit more fabric back then though."

Perv grinned. "Our wardrobe department have been working their magic again, I see."

The crowd laughed. The wardrobe department atCum Factor were well known for their talents in dress modification. Once again they'd taken a classy gown fit for the red carpet and turned it into a frock so slutty it ...