The Great Dildo Wars - Sex Stories

The Great Dildo Wars

... the class erupts in cheers, enough to make us both jump. The teacher thinks he finally made math cool somehow, but I know this is the culmination of a month-long build-up. Like the moon landing, the class collectively decided that carrying the largest dildo known to man and a ballooning womb full of cum to the front of the class and solving a slope-intercept was the finish line.

I turn to the class, a hand behind my back, tucking a protruding ballsack back into my girl pocket. Kimmy’s the only one with her arms crossed, but I stare at her until she resigns herself to a slow clap. This is not the best day of my life because I didn’t have a twenty-inch dildo up my fanny when I won the spelling bee last year, but a win’s a win. I take those.