Audrey and the cucumber - Sex Stories

Audrey and the cucumber

... to be revving more than normal. So as she sat there, eyes closed, feeling flushed with the warmth of the bus she drifted off into an imaginatory world of ancient Egypt and before she knew it she was dribbling heaps of pre-cum onto the vinyl seat. This wouldn’t have been so bad were it not for the fact that her skirt was soaking wet and she knew it. Audrey told me she stayed on the bus all the way to the depot, meaning a 2 mile walk home, in the hope that her skirt would have dried out by the time she got there! Audrey told me that she learned what to wear and how to hide her wetness when she became aroused, to the point where it no longer happened, but she had never been able to stop producing liquid when she cum. Her husband had found this disconcerting and constantly told her that she was pissing herself. He even made her go to the doctors about it. Audrey apparently hid this fact and learned that as long as he didn’t touch her clit then she would possibly get away with it. I asked her how she managed when she was still a young woman, who obviously must have been very sensual, and needing sexual fulfilment. For a while she was quiet and then she went off to the kitchen and came back with a cucumber. I burst out laughing. Audrey said that things like dildos and vibrators were not unheard of but very difficult to get hold of. “No internet then, nor sex shops! Everything came from the barbers”. So nature supplied. “You want to see what I used to do”? Audrey asked. Did I ever. ...

... So Audrey lay back on the bed, slid down her panties, grasped the cucumber and run it up and down her vagina. She said that she’d usually think of something that got her horny, so as she’d get wet enough to push it in. “But having you watch me is making me wet anyway,” she laughed. I asked her what would she do if she wasn’t. Marge” came her answer, quick as a flash. “Wait there then” I said, and went off and got a tube. When I got back Audrey had already started, “there’s no need for that” she laughed at me. “I know, I just want to see you use it”. So she leaned forward and took a great big dollop. Pulling out the cucumber she ran her hand in a spiral motion over the top until it was coated in a yellow covering. “I don’t know why you want me to do that” Audrey said as she replaced it by her vagina. “I’m soo wet already and able to easily take this”, and to prove her point she let it slide in. “the thing about cucumbers is sometimes they are short and fat and they stretched me, wide, and others are long and skinny. I liked the ones that had that little bit more at the top as I could feel them push past my cervix. I always like that”. Now what I was watch was truly a sexy sight, I wanted to take over and start plunging in and out the cucumber, but Audrey would have nothing of it. “Just watch and learn, will you”, She said. So I did. I watched as she slowly fed more and more in, in short stabs, and then when it finally filled her she’d pull it out in one motion. Audrey repeated ...