1. Dicks & Bakeries.


    Date: 10/30/2015, Categories: Hardcore Sex Humor, Taboo Author: gwyneth, Source: xHamster 

    [Warning!]It wouldn't be a sexy story so You can pass that reading part at this point and consider Yourself warned. As You know I talk with people much, I like inappropriate things so I talk about irrelevant things (based of main theme here). As You don't know - if You don't know me: I talk with people here and not here much, I like inappropriate things so I talk about irrelevant things (so it's mostly not about sex here and mainly about sex elsewhere). Let's just be clear at first: I don't give a shit about You, I don't care about You, I don't care if You are happy and satisfied, sad and frustrated or dead and rotten.I didn't ruin Your world with it, right? Nothing sadder in this world than bunch of shy perverts. Well... maybe there is just one thing - bunch of shy, thoughtless perverts. What do You expect, seriously? What are You doing if You wanna but a bread? Just run around the town, knock to every doors, visit any shop and ask if - by any chance - this place is a bakery or groccery store? I assume that You don't. So what You were doing? Look around and search for some signs or signboard, something what could help to know where is that fuckin bakery, right? But when You are coming here... well, that's totally different thing. I don't know why and I'm not really able to understand why You are keep wasting time on ridiculous actions. If You are here just for porn - that's ok. But if You are looking for people who are into that Your highly specific fantasies/needs and try ...
    ... to find them with &#034ask me whatever You want&#034 - profile and so significant &#034hi&#034 message... Because hundreds of meaningless talks with people which (as it appears later) are into something different - that's so tempting and... worth of doing. It is? Really? Let's just fill Your fuckin profiles. WRITE! Say it. With words. If You are able to speak, You are able to write. Word doesn't fall, even if ten thousands of people will read it and leave with disgust because it's just the worst case scenario. Creating my profile take maybe three hours of my precious time. It's a little bit too long but after You read it, You know me a little, You know what to expect and You know if You want to know me better or not. How much time it could take to know me comparatively in regular talk? 20 hours? A week? Why waste so much time? Just to discover that I'm mean middle-eastern Europe witch which isn't interested in Your dick? That's pointless. And stupid. That's knocking into every door in tall building and asking about bakery. I know You are lazy. I know. I'm lazy too. But - important thing is to be not dumb in lazyness. Yeah, one endless hour of writing about Yourself it's a huge waste of time, it could kill You for sure. So keep wasting douzens of them with spamming people with meaningless messages supported by empty profiles and be so mysterious. Because women always get interested with silent jerks, right?It could save Your time. For real. It could help You get what You want ...
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