The Adventures of Having Roommates - Sex Stories

The Adventures of Having Roommates

... off?” I asked to no one in general. “Cassie, is it all off of me?” “Just take a shower. I mean like a full shower. With shampoo and soap. You might even want to brush your teeth. I’ll text your professor and let him know you were involved in a little … umm … accident,” Cassie announced. “An accident?” I said in disbelief. “You call this an accident? You brother just CAME on my face. I just swallowed your brothers fucking cum.” “How about I just say that you were ‘unexpectedly delayed’? Do worry. I’ll come up with something,” said with the slightest smile. “Oh yeah that’s beautiful, ‘come up with something’. Emphasis on the ‘come’. Ha ha. That’s cute. How do I go from needing a shower to being covered in cum? How does that happen?” “Are you okay?” Cassie asked with tenderness tone in her voice. “Yeah. No. I mean I’m fine. How did I just end up with your brother’s cum in my face? What the …” “Alex was ‘Jerking Off’ when you stepped in the shower and I guess he was about to cum.” “’Stepped in the shower’? I seem to recall you pushing me in,” I stated. “Look at it this way. Alex has had the biggest crush on you since you lost your top at the ocean. Now he has a new reason to ‘Jerk Off’ over you.” “Oh, I see what you did there. ‘Jerk Off over you’. Wow, this is funny. I mean really funny,” I mocked. “You need ...

... anything? Maybe some … ahhh … mouthwash?” Cassie laughed. “Oh no. I’m great. It’s all pineapple and kiwi,” I paused. “Yeah, mouthwash would be great.” From out in the hall I heard Alex call into the bathroom. “I’m gonna head out for maybe a week or two. Let me know when it’s safe to come home. I hope it was as good for you as it was for me.” “Oh, you two are funny, real comedians. ‘Come home’, ha, that’s great. Leave. Both of you. I need to wash this …” My voice trailed away. “… cum off me. How the hell did I get cum all over me? Un-fucking-believable. I can see the headline now. ‘UNC Coed hit by mysterious flying semen. DNA testing is now underway.’ Cassie? Really? Mouthwash, please.” I heard Cassie and Alex laughing as a hand slipped into the shower holding a bottle of mouthwash. “Thank you. I think. You didn’t do anything to this did you? Cassie? Cassie? I want the truth? Cassie?” I stuck my head out of the shower to see Cassie and Alex both standing there with their hands over their mouths and tears running down their faces laughing. “I’m sorry Michelle. This is really kind of funny,” Cassie said between laughs. “Yeah, yeah. I get it. Flying cum. Right in the face and mouth. Yup, I now have a new appreciation for those old pie in the face gags.” I stopped. “Don’t say a word about gagging. Just don’t do it.”