Let's Do a Dope Deal - Sex Stories

Let's Do a Dope Deal

... sounded embarrassed when she said. "Shit on both of you. Some nights he was so whipped after fucking your fat ass in the bushes all day, he could hardly get it up." The other two moaned a chorus of, "Oh ! You poor baby." They both laughed uproariously. After the laughter subsided the first one said, "You get someone to pop your cherry yet, Carolyn ? Your cousin did me real good last year. And then I did three different guys at school this year but they were nothing like Bobby. Well ! Did you do it this year ?" The third one replied for her s****r, "She told me she did it with one of her friend's b*****rs at a sl**p over. Right, Carolyn ?" "And what have you done, Patti. Let your boy friend finger bang you and you come home saying you've had a zillion orgasms. Duh !" Carolyn finally retorted. "Yea. I got my cherry popped this year and it was really cool. I still see the guy sometimes when I do some baby sitting. He's nothing like Bobby but he knows how to turn me on." I was laughing my ass off at the conversation. I figured they were pretty young but what the fuck ! I could get them real fucked up and see how it goes. I conjured some ideas in my brain - a little fried but not working to bad so far. I laughed to myself and waited for one of them to start talking again. "God ! I wish we had some ganja." The first one said. As she said it, I torched up the joint and started puffing like crazy. Coming up, my dear ! A cloud of smoke surrounded my head. I got slowly to my feet and ...

... moved some brush to make some noise. I took a couple of steps and feigned falling. "Oh ! Woooow !" The Cheech and Chong routine. I could see the girls look back over their shoulders at the brush as I approached the beach. "I almost fell." I said in a normal voice like I was talking to myself, then I started laughing. The youngest girl was about three feet away when I broke out of the bushes and feigned surprise. "Oh ! Wow...man. What are you doing here ?" And then I started laughing again. All three of the girls were laughing now. This just might work out !? When their laughing subsided, I looked in the other direction, down the beach away from the girls. "Sorry." I said. "I guess I'll sit down there." As I pointed off in the direction I'd been looking with the hand that was holding the joint. I turned and started walking in that direction. I hadn't taken two steps when one of them said, "Ah...Mister, you can sit here with us if you want." I thought it was the first voice I'd heard when I was eavesdropping on their conversation. I turned and looked back at them. "Aaah...Yea...If it's ok with you, ladies. My name's Willy." I laid my towel down about three feet away from the youngest and stripped off my shirt. I laughed and told them I got a little disoriented in the brush. They all started laughing and the first one said that was real easy to do. They started laughing again. I sat down and then pretended to be surprised to find a half smoked joint in my hand. "Oh ! Wow !" The ...