1. How To Please A Fine Granny


    Date: 4/21/2017, Categories: Anal Mature Taboo Author: captjim51, Source: xHamster 

    About four years ago I got divorced at 49. I dated a bunch of women in their late forties and all I heard about was there ex’s or their screwed up k**s. Then one day I was in an upscale bar in Tucson and noticed a group of about twenty-five well dressed and obviously wealthy older men and women talking and having a great time. I went over and discovered they all belonged to a singles-over-sixties group and I was shocked!!! These women looked great and I would fuck any one of them. This began my five year adventure with my “grannies”, I have dated and fucked over thirty women over sixty, short, tall, slim and some with some weight on their bones. They all were either widows, women who were dumped by their ex’s for the office secretary, of they dumped their old man for being a d***k. Guy’s if you are in your 40/50’s you are missing the boat!!! Start dating those grannies now. Here are my ten tips on how to please a Granny who will please you. 1. Learn to dance, dancing is a prelude to sex and grannies just love to dance. Take lessons if you have to. One time a fair dancer like me, wound up sitting at a table with six women, one I fucked in the parking lot that very night. I fucked another later in the week. 2. Take time with your granny, they have old fashioned morals, it may take two or three dates or even longer to start getting laid. But when you finally make love to you they cannot get enough. 3. When a Granny starts fucking after years of no sex they are willing to try ...
    ... anything, oral, anal, even a threesome!!! Once I got a surprise on my birthday, it was my sweet petite Granny and her Amazon sized girlfriend in my bed sucking each other’s pussies with their heads between each other’s legs in a 69 position. 4. Never, never, never mention your ex. or her ex. 5. Dress well and take your Granny to nice places, if you can find a bar with an older crowd (40/50) so much the better. Never take her to a biker bar or a bar with loud metal music. 6. Watch for your Granny’s informal signals, handholding, a good night kiss, are OK. The minute she lets you start felling up her nice ass or breasts you are home free; she wants to be fucked right now. 7. Slowly undress your granny in layers and don’t be in a hurry, she may have anxiety about getting laid if she is newly widowed or divorced. On the other hand, she may rip your clothes off and start sucking your cock right there in the living room. 8. Bring condoms and a small tube of lube with you, grannies can’t get pregnant, but they are wary of STD’s especially a classy granny. 9. If it is the first time with a particular granny use plenty of lube on her pussy, she may be tight from not being laid for years. Have it ready in case you get lucky and your Granny likes anal. One lovely Granny I knew loved taking it in the ass, that’s the only place she would have sex; I’m glad I brought my tube of lube that night. 10. Granny’s love cunnalingus, eat your grannies pussy before you fuck her or after your have ...
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