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... for Bill Brasky. 'Oh. You ..okay?' Still silence. Leroy Jenkins walked over to the window and looked down. Bill Brasky was gone. ----o0o---- Just yonder, Bill Brasky was struggling to make his way through the imaginery desert behind Leroy Jenkins's place. Bill Brasky had severely hurt his fingernail during the window incident, and was starting to lose strength. Another pack of feral marmots suddenly appeared, having caught wind of the iPad. One by one they latched on to Bill Brasky. Already weakened from his injury, Bill Brasky yielded to the furry onslaught and collapsed. The last thing he saw before losing consciousness was a buzzing horde of marmots running off with his iPad. But then God came down with His smart smile and restored Bill Brasky's iPad. Feeling exasperated, God smote the marmots for their injustice. Then He got in His pimp fresh, candy-painted 'Lac and blasted away with the fortitude of 200,000 Indonesian devil cats running from a little pack of 3-legged wallabies. Bill Brasky shimmied with joy when he saw this. His iPad was safe. It was a good thing, too, because in four minutes his favorite TV show, Two and a Half Men, was going to come on (followed immediately by 'When man-eating capybaras meet hand grenade'). Bill Brasky was relieved. And so, everyone except Leroy Jenkins and a few contraceptive-toting South American hissing sloths lived blissfully happy, forever after.