1. My new life: Moving In


    Date: 10/9/2015, Categories: Fiction Blowjob Consensual Sex First Time Male/Female Oral Sex Romance Author: Junkwithgravy, Source: sexstories.com

    ... work was going, the usual stuff. Sophie opened up a new box and pumped her fists in celebration. “Yes! Felix’s DVD Collection!” She gave me a mischievous grin. “Let’s see if he has his private collection in here.” This got a laugh from the girls and a blush from me. “Sorry to disappoint Sophie, I don’t own any dirty DVD’s.” “Bullshit,” she called as she started digging through my collection looking for pornos. “Everyone watches porn.” Abbie chipped in, “Yeah, but the internet’s a thing. Why would you buy a DVD or pay for porn at all. I mean there’s Pornhub, Redtube, and countless other aggregate porn sites that you can view for free.” When she even finished, her face was bright red from embarrassment. Abbie had changed since high school. She had been shy and somewhat of a prude. Over time, she’d become more open minded, or maybe hanging around with Sophie had loosened her up. Even though she talked about things more openly, she was still the shyest of the three. “So what? Just because you can watch anything online doesn't mean people don’t buy DVD’s to watch on TV.” Clara let out a sharp laugh. “That’s exactly what it means.” She pointed at me to emphasize the point. “Felix’s a computer programmer. You’re telling me he doesn't know how to get any kind of porn he wants in a matter of minutes on his computer. He could probably hack into the pay sites and watch what he wanted to for free.” “Actually,” Abbie butted in, “Porn sites have some of the most sophisticated firewalls. ...
    ... It’s really hard to hack into them. Even I wouldn't good enough to do that.” We all glanced at her suspiciously. “Or so I hear.” She muttered as we all cocked eyebrows at her. “Abbie! I had no idea you were that freaky.” Clara laughed again. “So Felix, have you ever tried to get get through a paywall?” I shrugged seeing no reason to lie. After all, they knew worse things about me. “Like Abbie says, they have a really, really good firewall. I couldn't get in. I tried to spoof an account on the site, but I didn't want the FBI to put me on trial for hacking into a porn site. My parents would have a heart attack.” We all had a good laugh about that. It was funny because it was true. My parents were quite religious. They frowned on my watching of porn. Mainly it was a ‘don’t let us catch you doing that’ scenario, but when I was younger they were very strict. Now that I had my own place, I was glad I wouldn't have to worry about them walking in on me. “Damn I’m hungry!” Sophie burst out. “Felix, you promised us lunch if we helped you move in. Time to deliver.” “Delivery? Okay, how about pizza?” I said deliberately misinterpreting Sophie’s request. “Damn it, Felix!” “Hey it was your suggestion Sophie. What are you yelling at me for?” Abbie and Clara giggled at my remark. I guess you could say I had an odd sense of humor. It was more witty than funny. You might not think there’s a difference between being witty compared to funny, but here you go. Funny people write jokes and plan them ...
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