1. Twelve Naughty Days of Christmas


    Date: 3/16/2017, Categories: Love Poems Author: Aletheia, Source: LushStories

    This is inspired by what I saw hanging from a palm tree at San Diego’s Black Beach during a recent visit, and is based on the traditional holiday song, “The Twelve Days of Christmas.” I hope everyone enjoys it as much as I did! On the first day of Christmas my true love sent to me: a dildo in a palm tree On the second day of Christmas my true love sent to me: Two Ben Wa Balls and a dildo in a palm tree On the third day of Christmas my true love sent to me: Three French Ticklers, two Ben Wa Balls and a dildo in a palm tree On the fourth day of Christmas my true love sent to me: Four cat calls, three French Ticklers, two Ben Wa Balls and a dildo in a palm tree On the fifth day of Christmas my true love sent to me: Five gold cock rings, four cat calls, three French Ticklers, two Ben Wa Balls and a dildo in a palm tree On the sixth day of Christmas my true love sent to me: Six vibrating eggs, five gold cock rings, four cat calls, three French Ticklers, two Ben Wa Balls and a dildo in a palm tree On the seventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me: Seven Sybians, six vibrating eggs, five gold cock rings, four cat calls, three French Ticklers, two Ben Wa Balls and a dildo in a palm tree On the eighth day of Christmas my true love sent to me: ...
    ... Eight anal beads, seven Sybians, six vibrating eggs, five gold cock rings, four cat calls, three French Ticklers, two Ben Wa Balls and a dildo in a palm tree On the ninth day of Christmas my true love sent to me: Nine licking lesbians, eight anal beads, seven Sybians, six vibrating eggs, five gold cock rings, four cat calls, three French Ticklers, two Ben Wa Balls and a dildo in a palm tree On the tenth day of Christmas my true love sent to me: Ten Hitachi Wands, nine licking lesbians, eight anal beads, seven Sybians, six vibrating eggs, five gold cock rings, four cat calls, three French Ticklers, two Ben Wa Balls and a dildo in a palm tree On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me: Eleven studs-a-stroking, ten Hitysachi Wands, nine licking lesbians, eight anal beads, seven Sybians, six vibrating eggs, five gold cock rings, four cat calls, three French Ticklers, two Ben Wa Balls and a dildo in a palm tree On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love sent to me: Twelve penis plugs, eleven studs-a-stroking, ten Hitachi Wands, nine licking lesbians, eight anal beads, seven Sybians, six vibrating eggs, five gold cock rings, four cat calls, three French Ticklers, two Ben Wa Balls and a dildo in a palm tree Happy Holidays Lushies!!!! 
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