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Practical Jokes

... the pranks, but they left us to our shenanigans, as long there was no permanent harm done and nobody else was duped. Mom and dad were always the first to laugh at us when one of us had to walk home, wearing boots full of maple syrup or when Marlene had my room restyled to fit a 12 year old girl’s tastes. Half of our time was spent in plotting, the other half was spent in constant fear, as revenge could be taken at any time. That’s how the situation was almost a month ago, on the day that things got set in motion that somehow ended up with me lying in bed with my beautiful naked sister in my arms, wondering how the hell I got so lucky. As I was eating my breakfast that day, I had a feeling in my gut that something was suspicious. Marlene had already finished her cereal and was eating a grapefruit with a perfect poker face. She was her usual cheerful self, but I just knew she was up to something. Something evil. I could not detect anything out of the ordinary, but I kept vigilant. It was a few weeks ago since I last played a joke on her, so her revenge was due any time now. Breakfast went by without anything unusual and Marlene kissed us goodbye and got on her bike to ride to school. Since I finally saved enough money to buy my own banged up truck, I always drove the five mile journey and therefore had ten more minutes before I had to go too. I emptied my bowl of frosted cornflakes and quickly downed my glass of orange juice and started packing my books for the day. I brushed ...

... my teeth, kissed mom and got in my car. While I was driving to my college, I began to feel a bit uneasy. My stomach was grumbling and my guts began to ache. At first I didn’t think much of it, but the feeling of uneasiness became more urgent and soon I was feeling really awful. I started to consider stopping the car and relieve my bowels in the bushes next to the road, but I was raised well and I would be at school in 10 minutes. I unbuckled my belt and decided to hang on. One minute later however, I could take it no longer and had to stop the car. That’s when I found out the locking mechanism of the doors had been jammed and the doors would not open. I started to panic, something horrible was going to happen to my truck in a few seconds if I could not get out. Luckily I was able to roll down the passenger window and crawl out that way, and with my pants around my knees and ankles I dropped in the mud beside the road. I hopped to the shelter of the shrubs and let go. It was agony and bliss at the same time, but I felt a lot better when I reemerged a few minutes later. When I got to the car, there was my sister, laughing her ass off. “I got you Ray, that’s payback for putting those crotchless panties in my gym bag” she snickered as she pulled a bag from the bed of my truck and tossed it to me. I opened it and saw it contained a pack of wet wipes, a fresh pair of underpants and stylish pink men leggings. “Here, go fix yourself, you look like a pig” she jeered. For the moment, I ...