ProfNigma Stories #4: Falling Pieces #5 - Sex Stories

ProfNigma Stories #4: Falling Pieces #5

... and sitting in it backwards, "I gotta feelin’ somethin’ ain’t right with that girl." "Yeah… that’s just Cat," Andre said and Robbie nodded in unison. "She’s a little sensitive and flightly and is incredibly ch*ldish but she’s good people. Robbie, you should try actually talking to her next time. Maybe if you asked her out instead of just making a move, she’d be more open to it." "I don't know…" "I gotta agree with your boy," Nate said, and then considered the implication. "I mean, not you as in you are his... I'm not, y'know..." Robbie and Andre stared blankly at him, until Andre shook his head smiling, relieving a lot of the stress Nate was causing himself. "Anyway, back home, there was this really fine girl, and I figured I'd try and sweep her off her feet. I went in too hot and was too much for her, and she threw a drink in my face." Robbie and Andre stared at him for a few seconds before finally Robbie spoke up. "And what was the point of that story?" "Oh, sorry. Anyway, the next night, same joint, I made out with her s*ster." "Yeah... ok," Andre said, turning back towards Robbie, "I think that's enough stories from our resident cowboy." "You watch," Nate said, leaning back in the chair, "I'm gonna snag that Tori Vega chick, even though I might have come on a little strong on that one too." "Well, take it from me," Robbie said, laying his head back on the pillow. "You don't want to go the s*ster route on that one..." "You're really trying to go after Tori?" Andre asked ...

... almost incredulously, "I mean, I get it, she's a fine lookin' woman, but after you got your clock cleaned by Beck, don't you think you should back off?" "Nah... I know if it ever came down to hand-to-hand, I could beat the snot out of Canadian Jared Leto." (Editor's note: Canadian Jared Leto? Seriously? You realize this joke isn't funny and the reference will probably be wasted, right?) "Beck's a good guy… don't get me wrong," Andre said, realizing that there might not be much that would change Nate's mind, so he was changing the focus, "but that boy has been acting awful strange lately." "I have to agree," Robbie chimed in. "When Trina and I would talk and stuff, she mentioned how Beck was with Tori, and apparently he's really possessive and controlling, almost the opposite of the way he was with Jade." "Yeah, but-" his thought was interrupted by his grandmother coming into the room. "ANDRE!" "Yes, Grandma?" "I JUST ATE SOME SOUP OUT OF A CAN!" "That's good." "AM I GOING TO DIE NOW?" "Grandma, you can't- the soup was in a can so it couldn't have touched those bad tomatoes." "THE SOUP HAD TOMATO IN IT!" "Grandma, why did you eat the soup if you knew it had tomatoes in it?" "I DON'T KNOW! WHO IS THAT AND WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE THAT?!" "Grandma, that's my new friend, Nate." "Um... Nice to meet you maim," Nate said, extending his hand. "I DON'T KNOW YOU!" With a loud scream, she turned from the bedroom and headed back down the stairs. "So, I guess I need to take care of whatever is ...