A funny thing happened.. pt 2 - Sex Stories

A funny thing happened.. pt 2

... don't get your hot little ass in gear—because I like him, and because I like doing it, you know, getting a rise out of a guy? I mean, sex is fun, right? And if you don't have somebody regular... And he wouldn't have thought so anyway, because, first of all, how many guys you know can think hard enough to count to one with a pretty lady blowing them, and second of all, he wasn't there to hear Jackie-boy being indiscreet about his love life." "Ok, so where are you going with all this?" "You had to go and get to know the man a little. Didn't even occur to you to go and fuck him just because you could. Now I do a kind of an idea about your little problem, but before I tell you, I need to ask you something, and I need a straight answer. Are you in love with Sim?" And wasn't that just the fucking sixty-four-thousand-dollar question. "I don't think so. At least, not yet. I mean, I still don't really know him well enough, do I?' "I don't know. Do you find him attractive? Like I said, I don't really." "I think I kind of do. I mean he's a lot older than me, and...but it's not weird or creepy for me. Or, I guess you might say it's a little weird and creepy because he's so much older, but I don't want to call him "Daddy" or anything..." "Eww, ok, TMI!" "I'm sorry, who's the door-to-door blowjob saleswoman?" "Fair point. Ok, here's what I'm thinking..." At first, I was a little shocked, and maybe a little scared. But we batted the idea back and forth for a while, and in the end... 5. In ...

... the end, I thought the trickiest part of the whole thing would be getting Carolyn in on it. We had to have her; couple of reasons. I wasn't sure she'd go along, but Liz knows her better than I do, and she promised to handle it. Carolyn Mark, our Philia: close to 30, but looks 19, pretty...hell, beautiful, but kind of virginal. Like, if you were doing some old-fashioned melodrama, she'd be the one the villain ties to the train tracks. I think she played Cinderella once, in the old Rogers and Hammerstein piece; perfect casting. She's blonde—of course—with the heart-shaped face, big blue eyes, and pretty, pouty lips. She's petite—maybe 5'3"—and slim, but not boyish; she's got a shape to her. Her boobs are actually kind of big for her frame, and she's got this plump round butt on top of short but shapely legs, so she can do the dumb cutie thing—perfect Philia—as well as plucky princess. And she has this gorgeous legit soprano voice. Maybe it was her sound, or maybe it was just me projecting based on the character she was playing: you know, sweet, shy and demure, but I wasn't sure if she'd be up for what we had in mind. She just didn't seem like the type. As it turned out, I needn't have worried. Liz brought her around; I never asked how, although I pretty much figured it out...turned out it wasn't rocket science. Anyway, the next day the three of us met for lunch and made some plans. Finally on February the 9th, after the performance, I caught up with Sim, and invited him to our ...