Tuck’s American Road Trip! The Agony The Ecstasy - Sex Stories

Tuck’s American Road Trip! The Agony The Ecstasy

... told that I am not good enough to marry Prissy. I was just told I am beer and chips and I cannot make a caviar and champagne girl happy.” At that the entire right side or groom’s guest side of the church cranked their necks angrily staring menacingly at the left side, the bride’s guest side of the church. Tuck’s mother stood up and walked to him and embraced him, “I never liked those high-faluting snots anyhow! You are the one too good for them, son!” “Thanks mom, I love you,” Tuck said, “Y'all just go out somewhere nice to eat tonight and go back home, you’ll hear from me in a few days. I am going off to do some thinking.” Tuck hugged and kissed his mother and went out the side door with Bimbo following him. Bimbo asked, “Damn Tuck what can I do? Anything and I’ll do it for you man!” “I know Bimbo, but I just want to be alone for a few days,” exclaimed Tuck, “I’ll call you later.” Tuck scrambled out the side of the church and jogged to the front looking for his car and found it all decorated for the wedding. ‘Prissy & Tuck Forever!’ was scrawled in white shoe polish on the black exterior, streamers hanging off the back. Tuck jumped in cranked the car and burned rubber as he peeled out of the driveway to the church. Tuck was speeding west down the highway with no particular destination in mind when he saw a car wash. He pulled in to the surprise of the car washers. Tuck exclaimed, “Wash it! Wash it all off!” A few miles down the road Tuck saw a Salvation Army Donation Box set ...

... up on the roadside and pulled over. Tuck walked around back popped the trunk and proceeded to unload all of Prissy’s brand new designer luggage with all of its contents and pile them up in the Donation Box. That done Tuck hit the road destination unplanned just a feeling that he wanted to go west. And soon he found himself traveling due west on Interstate 10 until he decided to take a short southern detour to see the ocean and soon found himself stuck right in the middle of thousands of scantily clad college students on spring break in Panama City, America’s Redneck Riviera. Traffic was at a near standstill for miles and miles. College girls were flashing their tits and boys flashing moons. Realizing his mistake Tuck turned and headed back to Interstate 10 and again turned west eventually passing by Pensacola which reminded him of Civil War Admiral Farragut’s famous quote during the coastal invasion against the Confederates at Pensacola Bay, “Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead!” And that is just what Tuck did, put his foot to the pedal and zoomed through Mobile, Alabama and Gulfport, Mississippi until he got tired and hungry and decided to spend the night in New Orleans. Tuck stopped and got a room at a roadside motel and decided to eat at the Denny’s restaurant across the street. He slid into a booth and was looking over the menu realizing how famished he was when he heard a female voice. “Hi there sweetie! What can I get you to drink?” the waitress asked him. Tuck looked ...