The Lady and the Tramp - Sex Stories

The Lady and the Tramp

... attractiveness that was there for those that looked for it. Her wardrobe was made up of a lot of second hand clothes, bought in one village and worn in the others, but as she always looked smart if demure, as befitted the wife of a clergyman, Suzie was warmly known as “The Lady” locally. A sort of long bob cut made Suzie's dirty blond coloured hair bounce as she walked, and Jed also noticed, as always, the shapely calves and the perfectly sized breasts of the five foot nine vicars wife as she walked toward him. “Hello Jed, fancy a cuppa and a sandwich, take the chill off for a bit?” Suzie asked. “Thought you'd never ask Mrs.” Jed said good humouredly in his slight Hampshire dialect. Suzie had no real dialect or accent, which just added to the “Lady” element the locals had pinned on her. She chatted about the weeds and weather as she led Jed to the kitchen where she often served him tea and something to eat during his Thursdays work. Suzie brought the conversation round to the other places Jed had worked in recent weeks, and how his life was in general. “So I don't suppose you have much time for a lady friend then Jed, or are you keeping her a secret?” “Can't see no woman having ought to do with me Mrs, not much to offer an' all that.” “You must still have certain feelings though I suppose?” Jed spoke his thoughts in his usual direct manner. “Sounds like you're coming on to me Mrs, not after a bit of rough are you?” “Oh heavens no,” Suzie spouted quickly, knowing she was ...

... making a hash of it and deciding to be as direct as the tatty clothed man opposite her. “No, it's just that, well, you do seem to choose some less than private places to relieve your, certain, frustrations?” she stumbled. “Say it direct Mrs, I won't take no offence.” “Well Jed, you do,” Suzie paused, still a little uncertain, “well, masturbate where people see you, and it's quite off putting to some of the ladies even if you don't see them. No one's actually trying to make trouble, but, well, there are certain standards I suppose.” “Can't 'elp having a feeling now and then, what am I meant to do, if I wait 'til I go home, it's all subsided.” Jed replied with no hint of embarrassment. “But most people just ignore it and wait until they can do these things privately, it's good manners if nothing else Jed, and it may cost you work.” said Suzie, with a touch more confidence now. “Well” Jed said as he stood up and reached down to his crotch in move a little fast for Suzie to follow and keep eye contact. “how comfortable do you think it would be walking round with this keep poking at your belly?” and he produced over the waist band of his track suit bottoms a long, thick and heavily veined penis with a deep purple, circumcised head, and Suzie nearly fell of her chair. It took a few seconds for Suzie to be able to speak, or even realise her jaw had dropped. When she finally gathered herself, she said; “Well the first thing is put it away, now!” and as Jed complied, “My God Jed, you can't ...